Insomniac
Quit staring
Today, I was written up at work for "leering at my boss". I'm so sorry for having my eyes sore due to lack of sleep. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
leogs23
Nighty night
Today, I got into trouble for sleeping at work. FML
exhausted
Knackered
Today, I got written up for “making a big show” of being exhausted at work. I was trying to hide it. FML
Anonymous
Leave me alone
Today, I got a verbal warning at work for "having a resting bitch face." I had a headache. FML
genn
I can't take it anymore
Today, I called into work because I was too tired to keep my eyes open. My boss berated me over the phone, saying I should be more like that other employee who came in with a broken toe. That was me. FML
Anonymous
Australia
One law for me…
Today, I got disciplined for sleeping on night shifts, by my boss, who also sleeps on night shifts. FML
Lexxiluvstwat
Today, I was written up at work and sent home 20 minutes into my shift. My boss thought I was under the influence of something, but it’s really just the first time I’ve come to work with no makeup on. FML
Sleepy
Hayes, United Kingdom
Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML
Anonymous
Chicago, United States
Exhausted
Today, I so obviously dozed off during a video call at work. Afterwards, my manager messaged me asking if I was OK. I was mortified, and now I'm "on his watch." FML
Anonymous
Cedar Park, United States
Today, I worked 24 hours straight fixing my company's servers. After it was over, I breathed a huge sigh of relief and promptly fell asleep at my desk. My boss found me an hour later, refused to listen to me, and fired me for sleeping on the job. FML
Anonymous
Daydream believer
Today, I apparently fell asleep during a work Zoom meeting. I awoke to no meeting on my screen and an e-mail from my boss saying I was terminated, and to do something about my "sleep apnea." FML
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RichardPencil 32
Not buying it. Other facial expressions beyond tired eyes go into the full-on leer. Was your mouth too tired to keep your tongue from falling out?
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RichardPencil 32
Not buying it. Other facial expressions beyond tired eyes go into the full-on leer. Was your mouth too tired to keep your tongue from falling out?