Today, I called my boyfriend just to hear his voice since I haven't seen him in a while. His mom picked up and said "Chris isn't here right now, he's with his girlfriend. Do you want to leave him a message." We've been dating for 4 and a half months now. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after we got home from the doctor's office, my mom checked the voicemail. Loud and clear, we both heard my boyfriend's break-up message. My parents had already forbidden me from dating. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
Today, I was using my boyfriend's phone to call my mom. A text message arrived from "Christina" that said, "Just put the kids to bed, come over." He swears they're only work buddies, but refuses to tell her he has a girlfriend, to avoid making things weird at work. We've been together two years. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year invited me over to dinner at his house. Before leaving, I called him to let him know I was on my way. Just as he begins to tell me he'll call me back, I hear another girl in the background say, "Why don't you just tell her you're busy?" FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML
Today, I realized it's been 5 days since my boyfriend last answered the phone when I called. Two weeks ago, he told me he used to break up with his girlfriends in a very juvenile way. He doesn't answer their phone calls. FML
Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
Cheaters deserve to die.
cathy0x 3
maybe he went somewhere with his mates that his mum wouldnt approve of, and said he was going out with you to cover?
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Comments (141)
KLue 4
That sucks!!
Brittney_E 0
umm.... a girl thats a friend...? :D are you sure he knew that he and you were in a relationship?
selenagirl_fml 0
his mom is probably old school... she probably mean girl-friend. not girlfriend, just the "girl" whose a "friend".
Shookitup 0
depending on your age, she could have meant something different.
lord_of_yaks 0
YDI for not making him his sandwich
Chrisskiies 0
I don't have a girlfriend... lol I know op isn't talking about me, it's a joke you ratards who take it serious.
selenagirl_fml 0
Chris, you're cheating on me?!?!?
Chrisskiies 0
Like u said Selena, I don't have a girlfriend.. don't remember having one in these past months.. O.o
Chrisskiies 0
I* damn autocorrect. :/
selenagirl_fml 0
so you're not cheating on me?
Chrisskiies 0
Um I'm not a cheater, dont have time for that nonesense.. Never have been, never will be.
selenagirl_fml 0
you better!!
Chrisskiies 0
Lmfao :P
selenagirl_fml 0
hugs and kisses!
atomicwedgie4u 0
you should have a guy call & tell his mom if she could let him know that he loved the other night & that he washed the underwear he left.
PimpdaddyCJT 13
the world is back in order selenas happy :)
BenD0VER 0
It's funny because your boyfriend has another girlfriend. When he was thrusting in and out of her, I bet her pussy was nice and moist. Take that, legonut you bitch!
selenagirl_fml 0
lol 41, yea I'm happy
thatfrenchguy 8
anyone thinks that maybe the mom lied? that she knew op was her son's girlfriend and being an overprotective bitch decided to lie to get them to break up?
MyNameIsInvictus 0
blah blah blah no one cares about your problems op. it's probably nothing anyway
iTzAeroz 0
hey 42 GTFO
cavalos94 0
WTF my name is Chris and I've been going out with my girlfriend for a little over 4 months. but I never cheat. crazy coincidence I hope
guckylynn 19
42 that's disgusting and not really appropriate for a public forum.
tinylilpenis 0
no u have ur his backup bitch stop crying an get a new boyfriend unless u ugly then continue crying
Notamerican 0
We don't know this. Maybe she didn't made good sammiches.
mak3_1t_ra1n 0
oh shit! 4 months! that's a lifetime!(sarcasm) u shouldn't be too hurt, after that amount of time ur relationship was probably in between casual and serious. and now it is nill. quit crying. on to the next one.
BenD0VER 0
@58 and 67 - To make a true legonut post, I had to write "nice and moist" at the end. How else would you have said it?
charlcielove 0
wow four months! that must be some kind of record. sarcasm.
shhhitsasecret 0
maybe OPs boyfriend lied to his mom. maybe he was doing something that he didn't want his mom to know about and being "with his girlfriend" was just an excuse.
thorscope 0
yea 100 that's what I was thinking!
thisguy45 2
Or,OR, he was cheating on her! Think about it.
LemonSabotage 0
YDI, if you havent dumped his ass by now.
cockymofo 10
ur probably a fat chick that he bangs but doesn't wanna be seen in public with
Hiznacious 0
she probably just obsesses over this guy and just thinks he's her boyfriend but when really he's bangin otha bitchezzz
MissNicky_fml 0
All of u and asses
Judahsh 8
It cudve been the mom's mistake. He couldve just been with a friend, and she misheard.
Dusksoul2001 13
How could OP know he was cheating? Magic telepathic powers?
alexismw__ 9
You don't make sense. Lol
Freeze_fml 17
Cheaters deserve to die.
DemonChicken 0
freeze!! it's been so long since i've seen you on a post!
Bees_fml 0
He might not be cheating, though. Maybe his mom meant "female friend" (check the OED; "girlfriend" is still a new word), or perhaps he lied to his mom about what he was doing, because he wanted to go out and buy his mom a gift. OP: don't read into it or make assumptions. People get hurt that way.
Fireflies94 0
I agree
zeke12345 0
31- how can your legs breathe in those pants ?:O
DemonChicken 0
Trick question! they didn't breathe! they're my lil brothers pants so I was only in em for like 5 minutes
Unlucky1232 20
deserve to die? TOO FAR! Christ, i don't think they're goid people but they don't deserve to die. That's acting as if infidelity is on par with other death sentences like being a serial killer. no just.... no. infidelity isn't worth killing someone over
_streets_ 19
well that sucks ass, what a dick...or maybe u just thought you guys were dating?
KRACR 0
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you must be ugly.
mif_fml 27
You must be a dick.
conversesk8er 0
I agree with 1. That sucks! You should dump him
cathy0x 3
maybe he went somewhere with his mates that his mum wouldnt approve of, and said he was going out with you to cover?
napero 0
My thoughts exactly
lexibabygirl 0
I highly doubt that lol
schoujar 0
I think so too!!!
MagicMeds 0
He could've lied to his mom I've used that as an excuse to go partying before.
Jimboom 12
Wow, he must be one attractive guy to have multiple girlfriends. You have 2 choices. Be happy that he has designated you as one of his harem or dump him. The advantages of going for the first option is if you befriend all his other girlfriends then if he dumps one of you then you can all group together to get ultimate payback on him. ;-)
kelzen 0
it's funny because legonut said so
selenagirl_fml 0
legonut isn't here yet...