Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I looked down and noticed it was covered in my husband's pubes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in the shower and had just finished washing my face. When I put the soap down I noticed a curly, black hair stuck to it. I'm blond. The only other person who uses that bathroom is my uncle. I just rubbed my uncle's pubic hair all over my face. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend I went into his shower to freshen up. Where I saw an open bottle of pubic lice shampoo. FML
Today, after a lot of begging, I finally convinced my husband to shave all of his pubes off. Now I can't even look at it without laughing, and he's mad at me for making him do it. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, while taking a shower, my back hair caused so much friction against the bar of soap, it stuck for a good second before coming free. FML
Today, my roommate told me that when he takes a shower he likes to swipe the bar of soap in between his butt cheeks, "like a credit card." I use that soap on my face. FML
Today, the novelty of shaving a heart into my pubic hair for my wife vanished, when I woke up to find a collection of scabs around my pubes. FML
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
Today, I rubbed my face in my armpit stubble because it felt like my ex-boyfriend's face. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML
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Top comments
iluvwaffles42 0
I don't use a bar of soap on my face. Just saying.
saIty 17
He wanted to clean Jeffrey Jr for you tonight.
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Comments (257)
fkinfantastic 0
Grow up. Perfectly normal thing to happen when living with someone. I suggest pretending you did not see them. And start checking from now on? Haha
subjectdelta2 0
So I'm pretty sure u have gave him a bj before I don't see much of a difference
vcolvin 0
Men are disgusting lol!
SukiIzumi 8
It couldn't have been that bad. Have you never given him a bj before?
krad204 21
That's not that bad, my dad sticks it up his a**, :?
beautycat246 7
Mmm yummy
Lucky7Samson 10
"White people don't use washcloths. They just stick the raw bar of soap up they ass. What if I wanted to wash my face?" -Leonard Washington; Chappelle's Show
snyder94 5
Now that's what I call a hairy situation. (Sorry I had to)
banana987 7
Why would he put the bar of soap at that spot and not rinse or wash it off after? Or he could atleast get his own personal bar of soap
liaRawr 9
Don't use soap :(