boardman
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Creeped out
Today, I found out my parents joined the mile-high club. While I was on the plane. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Gemma
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Nice to know
Today, my mother thought it would be a good idea to tell me that I was conceived on an airplane toilet. FML
jellybean_94
Canada
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Coolios
Dubai, United Arab Emirates
Today, I bumped into my parents at the mall. They didn't tell me they were around. I live 5,000 miles away, in a different country from them. FML
photonut13
Canada
BREAKING NEWS
Today, I found out my mother had remarried, and that I was getting a stepfather and stepbrother. However, I found out about it 30 minutes before we left to pick them up from the airport, and also found out that I'm losing my bedroom. FML
ParentsSleepingOnMyCouch
Renton, United States
You really shouldn't have
Today, I was awakened by knocking on my door, only to find my parents standing there. Turns out, they booked two one-way tickets to visit me from another country. Their plan? I should scrap my upcoming 2-week vacation to hang out because they invested in this trip. Oh, and they didn't book a hotel. I'm 31. FML
xxxkkxxx
Hong Kong
Today, my parents took me on a plane ride for a vacation in Hong Kong. What they didn't tell me was that the "vacation" is extended for three years. FML
airplanes-suck
United States
The talk
Today, I went on a plane and was sitting next to a mom with her 12-year-oldish daughter. Apparently, they decided to have "The talk." On the plane, right next to me. I heard everything, and actually learned new things. I'm 35. FML
RubyRed213
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML
college kid
United States
Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that I was conceived during a conjugal visit. FML
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nativebacon 0
#3 - But on a plane? The bathrooms are so SMALL!!!!
Yulia_fml 0
Go mom and dad! Oh man, I hope I'll be as feisty as them when I have children.
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ohcrapitsme 0
First! and that sucks.....!
BaldOuting 0
ew. gross. and i don't even want to know how you found out.
Ohnoitslindsay 0
So what? You think that because you exist your parents should sacrifice their love life? YDI, if that can even apply here.
SocialAnarchyX5 0
From the headquarters of the Mile-High Club, I welcome your parents into our inner "circle".
b182link 0
hahaha something to tell ur new lil sibling when they're 12 or 13 hahahaha
Likian5 26
You definitely need to gain a sense of perspective, man. Put yourself in OP's shoes for a minute and imagine if you were on a flight and found out your parents were having sex in the bathroom only 30 feet away. Mortifying, isn't it? This isn't a "My parents still have an active love life" FML, this is a "My parents are having sex NEAR ME" kind of FML. Get it now?
Yulia_fml 0
Go mom and dad! Oh man, I hope I'll be as feisty as them when I have children.
jesslackszazz 0
Did you see them actually officially become a member? If not, its not that bad. If so, FYL.
nativebacon 0
#3 - But on a plane? The bathrooms are so SMALL!!!!
Nebones 0
That don't even give a shit.
shamille 5
yes, how did you find out? did they get in trouble?
Eros_fml 0
Thats awesome, i really want to join the mile high club. #3, i do not think that the original poster thinks that, but its very common knowledge that kids do not like to think about, see or hear their parents having sex...especially when they are within 20 feet of it
Lifey66 0
AWKWARD
DamionDude 0
No @11- it's awesome..
capslockisgood 19
127 - Not for OP