Today, my roommate told me that when he takes a shower he likes to swipe the bar of soap in between his butt cheeks, "like a credit card." I use that soap on my face. FML
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Today, I was shopping with my boyfriend, when he suggested that I might want to buy a new loofah. When I asked why, he admitted he's been using it to scrub his ass crack for weeks. I use that loofah to wash my face. FML
Today, I found out that boyfriend doesn't think he needs to wipe his ass after he shits if he's going straight in the shower because he can just "clean it up in there". We share a loofah. FML
Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML
Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I looked down and noticed it was covered in my husband's pubes. FML
Today, I was in the shower and had just finished washing my face. When I put the soap down I noticed a curly, black hair stuck to it. I'm blond. The only other person who uses that bathroom is my uncle. I just rubbed my uncle's pubic hair all over my face. FML
Today, I noticed that my very expensive facial cleanser was almost out. I had moved in with my boyfriend recently, and questioned him, telling him "You don't have to use so much to wash your face. That's a $70 bottle." To which he responded, "Oh, that nice-smelling stuff? Yeah, I use that on my junk." FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend using a washcloth to clean his cock and sweaty balls. He told me he's been doing this for quite some time now. Guess who's been using the same washcloth to clean her face. FML
Today, I jacked off in the shower using soap with scrubbing beads in it. My penis is so chaffed, it hurts to put on pants. FML
Today, I found out that my roommate of over 8 years assumed “the rag” I keep “above the toilet” was meant for wiping, and “the rag” on the separate towel rack was for washing your face. I have used the hand towel “above the toilet” to dry my hands after washing for a decade. FML
Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML
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Top comments
great_nate 26
You share the soap?
tin_cup 27
A clean bum is a happy bum
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Comments (37)
moodyreallyrocks 27
That really stinks OP!!
tin_cup 27
A clean bum is a happy bum
kobbi k 1
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rgetting 24
Sorry, OP. I just can't stop laughing and imagining you washing your face with my soap.
RichardPencil 32
You shouldn't be using soap that has a "magnetic strip" on it.
brenton490 19
shouldn't rub a soap any where directly to your body use a cloth.
Tumaco1963 19
Why? Just more unnecessary laundry.
great_nate 26
You share the soap?
cacheson 42
OP was probably unaware of the soap sharing.
jobekka 20
just buy a soap for yourself.. btw what do you use to clean your butt?
species4872 20
It's soap, it cleans itself.
aquapearl736 16
Why would you share a bar of soap knowing that you and your roommate both use it directly to clean yourselves? Even if they didn't wipe their ass with it, that's still really unsanitary. Either get separate bars or get your own separate washcloths.
allie2590 31
"Soap is soap! It's self cleaning!"
alternative-facts 6
Maybe...if it's antibacterial soap. But that's not good for your sensitive areas, or your face. So basically, sharing regular soap is still nasty. You definitely need your own bar.
HollyQuinn 21
Friends! Yes.