Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I looked down and noticed it was covered in my husband's pubes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in the shower and had just finished washing my face. When I put the soap down I noticed a curly, black hair stuck to it. I'm blond. The only other person who uses that bathroom is my uncle. I just rubbed my uncle's pubic hair all over my face. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend I went into his shower to freshen up. Where I saw an open bottle of pubic lice shampoo. FML
Today, after a lot of begging, I finally convinced my husband to shave all of his pubes off. Now I can't even look at it without laughing, and he's mad at me for making him do it. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, while taking a shower, my back hair caused so much friction against the bar of soap, it stuck for a good second before coming free. FML
Today, my roommate told me that when he takes a shower he likes to swipe the bar of soap in between his butt cheeks, "like a credit card." I use that soap on my face. FML
Today, the novelty of shaving a heart into my pubic hair for my wife vanished, when I woke up to find a collection of scabs around my pubes. FML
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
Today, I rubbed my face in my armpit stubble because it felt like my ex-boyfriend's face. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML
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Top comments
iluvwaffles42 0
I don't use a bar of soap on my face. Just saying.
saIty 17
He wanted to clean Jeffrey Jr for you tonight.
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Comments (257)
TheIllusionist 0
You would get those in your face anyway op!
masontherichards 0
Are you sure they were his?
YummiGummi 0
HAPPENS TO ME ALL. THE. TIME.
justanotherhuman 21
/facepalm. Soooooo many assumptions going on here. From oral sex, to bar soap drying out facial skin, and some type of unspoken code regarding using soap from a pump on one's face. It's as simple as this: if hairs in soap are an issue, then leaving your hairs in the soap= inconsiderate. Dear OP, Does your boyfriend know that his leaving hair in the soap grosses you out? If not, no fault to him; it's just another minor inconsideration that probably doesn't even cross his mind. Some guys. /shrug Either way, you are completely capable of rectifying this situation- get to it :-d
wannbaussiegurl 4
ahhhhhh! thats just nasty! D:
nightops 8
First you complain because guys don't wash enough...then you complain when we do...geez. Why don't you make sure what you are sticking on your face is clean before you use it?
SavySituation 0
Don't Act Like You Never Had His Pubes In Your Face Before x)!
missbadluk 0
That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard. You have sex with someone who has pubes falling out all over the place?? TRIM PLEASE!
jerico616 14
Oh come on, you've never had your husband's pubes on your face before? Really you haven't? That poor bastard!
jay1010 0
eww