Anonymous
United States
Today, I rubbed my face in my armpit stubble because it felt like my ex-boyfriend's face. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
mustache girl
Magog, Canada
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Anonymous
Princeton, United States
Today, my husband caught me scratching my armpit with his beard brush. Just last week I swore that I never touch it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
altocrm
France
Today, my girlfriend came over to me, like she was going to kiss me, and instead rubbed her chin all over my face, exclaiming, "Can you feel my beard coming in?" Yes, yes I could. FML
Anonymous
Poznan, Poland
Multiusage
Today, I noticed my girlfriend wiping her sweaty armpits with the small towel that I always use to wipe my face with after shaving. Now I know why the towel smells so bad. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I have a rash all over my face because yesterday my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, I am allergic to the something in the tissues with which I was blowing my nose and wiping away my tears. FML
Anon
Twins
Today, my phone thought my armpit was my face. FML
Jasmine
Sacramento, United States
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Anonymous
Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Today, after recently breaking up with my boyfriend, I unknowingly washed my laundry using his washing tabs. My whole wardrobe now smells like my ex. FML
GOAWAY
Jefferson City, United States
Creepy guy
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store. Before I knew what was happening, he'd sniffed me and started whimpering about how I don't smell like I used to. He does this kind of crazy shit all the time. FML
Top comments
QuisMysterium 4
-forever alone-
detective_oreo 0
Thank god you can't rub your face in your ******!
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Comments (259)
QuisMysterium 4
-forever alone-
markrs 0
Did it smell like his face too?
blackheart24 10
Well it is No-Shave November... That can't be pretty. Maybe your ex boyfriend rubs armpit on his stubble to remind him of you?
DetLions32 6
So true
n_epic_fail 14
No shave November says nothing about waxing or creams... OP, join eHarmony.
J0gby 0
I didnt even know that was possible...
Muslimgal92 0
Me gusta
mbuck87 19
OP, I think you have something deeply wrong with you...
Wicked361 8
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
natnatkat 8
It's called Novembeard
krty402 7
*Decembeard
herrobear 0
This was actually the sweetest fml I've ever read lol. I bet he'd think it's cute
MyMilkShake2Yard 0
Jan.... **** it doesnt sound good..
Sabrina8330 0
That's a WIN
mollie_mollie_ 6
Ew. This is disgusting. AND it's no-shave-November, it mustn't of been nice. Ew.
FloorKnocker 12
Lol.
MrsDruidess 23
OP you need help!
detective_oreo 0
Thank god you can't rub your face in your ******!
n_epic_fail 14
Have you seen some gymnast now adays? It's hard to think of a body part they CAN'T touch with their heads/faces...
ihasbrains 10
The back of their head?
LexiMariee16 0
If she could touch her head to her ******, then she doesn't need a boyfriend. ;)
Crystal55621 19
42, I can touch my head to the back of my thighs... 49, I can put the back of my knees to the back of my head....
2ndSucks 15
Aw, congratulations.
Muslimgal92 0
Wowowowowow fo real 74 you can do all that? Amazing!! *clap* *clap*.
StoryOfTheYear 15
74- With a head that big, I'd be surprised if you couldn't.
nikki_kay_13 3
If she's flexible enough she could
ScaughtieHolden 11
74, he said that you couldn't touch the back of your head to your face. Not the back of your knees, you got lost somewhere in the thread.
Crystal55621 19
Oh well, at least years of stretching pays off....somewhat...
MsJoyfull 4
Or can she?
pandabacon243 0
I can touch my wiener head to the back of my thighs...
skinflint 6
is that unusual? if so, i guess that's why my wife gets mad but still wants to screw.
ur2nvthis85 3
Wait for tomorrow's FML...
enburk12 0
74 what you want a cookie? Maybe a gold star?
socalsky 0
Lolololol Awkward .
CookieMonstr19 0
Please Explain What The Rest Of Those ololols Mean..
StoryOfTheYear 15
Please explain why every word is capitalized? That looks much more unnecessary and out of the way than typing some extra ol's. But that's just my opinion.
Mister_Triangle 21
Please explain the space between the final word and the period
boofgall 16
Agreed 99#, wtf is that "hello ." space between word and punctuation crap?
duhWINNING2_fml 9
I can't possibly think of a way to respond to this fml...
SirObvious 1
-99/please/explain/why/there/is/not/a/period/.
mama2b3 20
That's pretty sad...
brown4lifejot 1
Wow thats a...original way of saying your ex-boyfriends face stinks.
DynamicDave 11
*fap fap fap fap*
Strafeh 9
5rd.
luvliidee21 5
that means it's way past time to move on!
Yournamehere42 7
And past time to shave those things.
4everblackjack 10
Someone's lonely & desperate...
claudio117 12
You need some cats or something
pfx2_fml 15
To rub her face in instead?
pfx2_fml 15
To rub her face in instead?
brown4lifejot 1
Well yes, it would seem much more normal.
princess151617 4
Lmfao
mapletree 8
You just made my life.
AngrehPirate 0
You need to see your bf more often
QuisMysterium 4
Too bad they broke up.
jroxursox1 10
It's her ex
shinychic_96 7
LOL How does your face reach
hilary56 0
I was thinking the same thing, like a licking the elbow type situation.
GrammarTrolls 0
You are missing a question mark.
MsSoulReaper 27
Maybe OP felt it with her tongue?
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
45- last time I checked it said face not tongue..
MsSoulReaper 27
It's still apart of her face..
StoryOfTheYear 15
Just like a is "a part" of apart. Wait....
Isoldael 27
Your tongue is not part of your face, just like your throat and your brains aren't. Even looked up a definition for you: "The surface of the front of the head from the top of the forehead to the base of the chin and from ear to ear." So unless your tongue is attached somewhere on the front surface of your head, it's not part of the face :)
docscientist 10
And technically 54 said its not of your face when she said, apart rather than a part. Guess your grammar knows better.
bossroyd 4
If your that flexible you shouldn't have much trouble finding a guy
Strafeh 9
How in the... Hell
Mooish 18
Continue your sentence..,,
tsim_fml 0
"... would you even think to do that?"
Strafeh 9
My apologies... You **** face?