Today, after having sex with my boyfriend I went into his shower to freshen up. Where I saw an open bottle of pubic lice shampoo. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML
Today, I had to face up to telling the cute guy I just split up with that I have also probably given him pubic lice. FML
Today, I noticed my good shampoo was disappearing faster than usual. My boyfriend is bald so I just thought I was being silly, until I tried to join him in the shower for sexy time and found him using the shampoo on his balls and ass crack. FML
Today, I went to surprise my boyfriend in the shower. I opened the door and there was a giant shit in the toilet. I pretended I was looking for my hairbrush. FML
Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I looked down and noticed it was covered in my husband's pubes. FML
Today, my husband and I mutually discovered that we are both infected with pubic lice. How? I found his and he found mine while we were in the middle of 69-ing each other. So, so gross. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
Today, I kissed my gorgeous new boyfriend for the first time. I ran my hands through his hair; a multitude of dandruff rained out and five lice crawled onto my hand. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom and smelled a disgusting cheesy smell. I looked at the tub and my boyfriend was furiously scrubbing under his toenails with a nail brush. FML
Today, I found out that I take long enough showers for my boyfriend to sleep with my sister and put everything back to normal before I get out. I found out when I needed more shampoo that was in a shopping bag in my room. FML
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Top comments
Quad17 0
Girl, go buy a razor and shave.
liveitlearnit 0
ughhh. i hope you instantly picked it up, scoured yourself, and then left his ass in there.
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Comments (154)
Quad17 0
Girl, go buy a razor and shave.
Jazzmie 0
that sucks but just go wax
alien491 0
yeah pubic hair is kind of a turn off
lizamaphone 6
exactly. Even if she doesn't keep it fully shaved it'd take care of the lice.
kwbuzz23wk 0
atleast he bathes!
liveitlearnit 0
ughhh. i hope you instantly picked it up, scoured yourself, and then left his ass in there.
Lolrus 0
...i am sickened.
STFCBarsby 0
Head lice only go for Clean hair anyway, so not really that bad
marylovesyou8D 7
uhh; I don't think you understand. if he has crabs, and they have sex, she could catch the crabs too.... it is bad.
kiitykat 8
i dont think he gets it
Joo_bean16 0
It's not like it's a lifelong STI anyway... Just shave it off.
chelzy 0
the stuff doesn't come off with shaving dumbass. that's what the shampoo is for.
KiraElayne_ 1
Actually if you shave it helps, then the lice has nothing to hold onto. The shampoo probably helps, and a lot of guys don't like to be completely bare, so it makes sense that OP's BF had it instead of just shaving
snivellus 6
it can help but doesn't get rid of them, lice, both head and pubic, can bury themselves in the follicles as well.
Miss_Whipped 43
Oh that sounds morbid.
ChoolyBooly 32
Especially when they lay eggs under the skin.
karlaabbyx3 0
ewww. lol
Lauriebug 0
#5 - it wasn't headlice so it kind of is bad? and yeah, that's pretty douchey but at least it's easily taken care of
BamxBitch 0
I agree with #1 and #3.
Joo_bean16 0
If it's open, he clearly USED it, and eliminated the problem.. I do not see how this is a FML at all..
gabstahhh 8
..you have to use it more than once?
ballstomper 0
But how much is in the bottle we dont know