Today, my idiot daughter has allowed mold to grow in her shower. Her excuse? She thought it was just some “stains” that wouldn’t come out. Yeah, I don’t believe that. I think she knew it was mold and just didn’t care. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it’s a rather wet summer and everything in our house is prone to mould. No, I’m not exaggerating when I say “everything”: I just found mould growing on the plates in the cupboard. And, no, we did not accidentally put them away unwashed. FML
Today, my mom finally believed me when I said I smelled mold. I lifted up the couch, and it was covered in mold. So were the bottoms of all our furniture, our beds, and my grandma's vintage chair. We've been living in mold for the past 4 months. FML
Today, I finally confronted my daughter about never using air freshener after she poops. She said, "But I thought flushing made the smell go away!" She's 15 and she actually believed this. FML
Today, my daughter didn't clean the bathroom today, even though I told her yesterday that she needed to do it. She claims she forgot, because, she’s "slept since then.” FML
Today, I guess my mom didn't clean her toilet before going on vacation. That’s probably why it’s not only dirty, but the dirt has started to grow mould. Spoiler: She's been back from her trip for a while now, the toilet still looks that way. FML
Today, my daughter used my towel. She thought that because it was clean, it would be okay. She’s 27. FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML
Today, my dad created a new rule: It isn't old until there's mold. FML
Today, I found out my mother cleans the dishes with bathroom cleaning chemicals. She doesn't see anything wrong with this. FML
Today, my daughter continues to have acne breakouts. She’s no longer a teenager, which means she isn’t washing her face. I can’t believe I raised someone who ignores her hygiene to this point. FML
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wrenavery90 12
im wondering why you care about what's growing in her shower.
justwanttobesocial...butalsonot 9
Sounds like a lot of blame throwing and punishment rather than modeling a better example... 🤷🤷
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Comments (7)
wrenavery90 12
im wondering why you care about what's growing in her shower.
RichardPencil 32
Why are you showering with your daughter, you pervert?
Crowned Sataness 12
it's really not that serious. spray it.
Grumpy Jack 27
Yeah, well.. it becomes pretty serious if you don't get rid of it.
justwanttobesocial...butalsonot 9
Sounds like a lot of blame throwing and punishment rather than modeling a better example... 🤷🤷
SirEnigM0nk 22
What happens in the shower, stays in the shower. Not your circus, not your monkeys.
Grumpy Jack 27
I think she really didn't know what mold looked like. And since she might be a teen or a young adult, she probably doesn't know much, generally speaking.
Justkidding100 41
I know this is old but I'm sure she just said that to annoy her snooping overly critical mother