Today, after nearly a month, I found out my wife isn't pregnant after all. She was just screwing around to win a bet with her friends on how long it'd take me to figure out the truth. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
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Today, my doctor told me I'm pregnant. Since we've been trying for several years, I called my husband to tell him the good news. Not long after, my doctor called to inform me there'd been a clerical mix-up and I'm not actually pregnant after all. FML
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kirrra 11
what a cruel joke, I think your wife has some growing up to do before you both have a baby for real
wolfgold2 20
Fake like you're sterile.
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Comments (78)
BFons 19
That's very mean.
NineeCat 32
So she really is just a fat bitch??
Not_Impressed13 9
FYI: many women do not show for several months once pregnant. I believe OP's wife is just an immature bitch.
Coeliacchic93 21
some women don't show at all while pregnant. sometimes the baby can be sitting upright next the the woman spine so she never shows
pbull 5
Cheat on her when she finds out say I had a bet with my friends on how long it would take u to find out. Lol
Argretto 5
And this is why we have divorce court
vlalam 24
That sucks but every dog has it's day and ur day will come bro... So wait patiently until then!!!
JMichael 26
That's not something to joke about. Your wife sounds really immature. This is part of the reason I don't date the women around my hometown. They act like immature spoiled brats. Hope karma gets her back big time OP!
jaellin 18
Am i the only one who thinks this could have been funny depending on OPs relationship? Me and my so goof around in a way that seems really, really weird to most people around us. Okay, all people around us. I gave him a fake preggo test on April fools day one year. I mean, I didn't let it go on for more than a minute, but still it didn't go as well as planned.
cryssycakesx3 23
I think you are...
jaellin 18
My bf was amused too. I'm glad I've found someone who doesn't take life so seriously. OPs wife took it too far, but still seems like a prank not the start of a divorce.
squideth 18
You and your partner are not superior to anyone just because you don't take life-changing events seriously.
1947Chevy 17
Say you were exposed to a large about of radiation making you sterile
keirissleepy 10
that's a really cruel thing to do, shame on her
thenewgirl29 20
Your wife is a douche.