Today, after nearly a month, I found out my wife isn't pregnant after all. She was just screwing around to win a bet with her friends on how long it'd take me to figure out the truth. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
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Today, my doctor told me I'm pregnant. Since we've been trying for several years, I called my husband to tell him the good news. Not long after, my doctor called to inform me there'd been a clerical mix-up and I'm not actually pregnant after all. FML
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Top comments
kirrra 11
what a cruel joke, I think your wife has some growing up to do before you both have a baby for real
wolfgold2 20
Fake like you're sterile.
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Comments (78)
simsgirlgem 25
if it were me I divorce her but since I am not you I can't tell you to do it
nesto209 7
so who won the bet?
topdezfan 5
what a bitch
ahsanmasood 4
that is beyond cruel! it is extremely insensitive and extremely irresponsible! i would probably put this in the same category if a very close friend/family member told me that my parents had died...as a joke! this is just a horrible horrible sense of twisted humor!
luckyme143 13
I feel sorry for you :/
Solipsist 12
Is it creepy if I'm wondering if they had unprotected sex this whole month because he thought she was pregnant? Could this be some weird ass reverse tricksy hobbitses way of getting pregnant???
ZombieSazza 34
You mean ex-wife, right? This bitch is far too immature, be thankful she's not actually pregnant.
sthrnbell 9
Divorce the witch
sassy2085 16
We we all know what happened to the girl who cried wolf.
megcarpy 19
That's just cruel!