Today, after nearly a month, I found out my wife isn't pregnant after all. She was just screwing around to win a bet with her friends on how long it'd take me to figure out the truth. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
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Today, my doctor told me I'm pregnant. Since we've been trying for several years, I called my husband to tell him the good news. Not long after, my doctor called to inform me there'd been a clerical mix-up and I'm not actually pregnant after all. FML
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kirrra 11
what a cruel joke, I think your wife has some growing up to do before you both have a baby for real
wolfgold2 20
Fake like you're sterile.
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Comments (78)
JCal585 8
Your wife is a bitch.
Ryodin 11
Now you have an argument trump card. Whenever you do something she thinks is mean you can come back with "I never pretended to be pregnant." If you ever question her honesty, its because she pretended to be pregnant. If she questions yours? You never pretended to be pregnant.
clair_brodie 35
Do you really want to have a kid with someone who would do that? You would never know if their pregnancies symptoms and illnesses were real. Also, breeding is not a joking matter.
TheMystery13 13
You seriously need to get divorced immediately. A liar of that caliber will destroy everything they touch. Get rid of her while you still can.
Omniprism 15
That's really mean. I think it would take anyone awhile to figure something like that out.
Reptile_Queen 4
Oh come on. Don't be rude Yeah it was a cruel joke but she was having fun playing a PRANK ! pranks aren't supposed to be nice they are supposed to be rude n cruel n funny. In which this was all of the above.
DenBriZel 31
Kinda reminds me of Glee.
fuckup666 17
Wow, what a bitch
amccaul1976 8
if you really wanted to pay her back you should just tell her you're glad she's not pregnant because you would have hated to be responsible for brining another HIV positive baby in the world. after about a month of letting her suffer have your best friend pay you a dollar in front of her and say your right you won the bet here's your dollar.
jeman1990 1
what a douche