Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML
Today, when I proposed to my girlfriend of 8 years, she said no because she thought we were moving too fast. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught the bouquet at her sister's wedding. I took it as a sign so after we got home, I proposed. She laughed and said no way. I'm done. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended not to hear me. FML
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Sweeney90 0
The only possible explanation is that she got sick of waiting for you to propose and started ******* your best friend.
hoschiadedodi 0
you did it wrong. let me guess... you proposed in the parking lot at mcdonalds?
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Comments (138)
quinnteh 0
Why are so many people jumping to conclusions in order to defend the bitch and/or laugh at the OP?
idkweird 0
You obviously also jumped to a conclusion, too, as you wrote, "defend the bitch," instead of something like "the OP's girlfriend."
cutiechristina 0
haha...that sucks!! leave it up to women to be difficult..sorry that we are like that
dudeitsdanny 10
First step is amitting you have a problem? An ex would tell me daily how she would marry me in a second and how she wanted to spend her life with me. One day she said it in the morning and by the afternoon she decided marrying the guy she was cheating with was better. Silly gold diggers. Girls ARE capable of lying, OP.
tAlk_NERdy_tO_ME 0
april fools! ;D
craze189 0
if a woman really wants to get married, no shitty proposal is going to stop her. As a matter of fact, when a woman really wants to get married, she'll say yes to the 1st halfway decent guy who asks.
idkweird 0
Not true. Only reason I said yes to my ex is because I was in love with him. I want to get married. I have planned my own wedding before and had to give it up because I didn't want to spend the rest of my life with an asshole or have my marriage end in an ugly divorce within a year or two. SOME girls know what they want and wont settle for less.
p89hg69 0
wut
RachelTM 0
There was a misspelling. But I've changed it. ;-)
graciedacie 0
Dang you, Rachel! Now I look crazy! ;)
graciedacie 0
There is a difference between wanting something and being desperate. Most people want more than just any marriage....for example, a marriage that lasts might be nice. I know several people, including myself, who didn't say yes to the first decent guy that came along. If "decent" is anywhere in your description of your significant other, well, you probably shouldn't marry him.
craze189 0
Maybe I should have said "most women". Are you really trying to tell me that you don't know women who married men that they were not really in love with because he asked? Maybe you two are exceptions, or maybe just not old enough, but when the husband and baby bug kicks in, alot of women let the sound of their biological clock scare them into believing that they should accept the first offer they get rather than take the risk that they might not get the offer they want. Give it a few years. If you're still not married, you'll see what I mean.
craze189 0
///I met that more as a reply to #35 than to #39
graciedacie 0
Even "most" seems a bit harsh. I wouldn't hesitate to say that it isn't common though, just to clarify. Perhaps I simply acquaint myself with people who have similar tastes and values such as myself. Most of my friends have been blessed enough to find that one extremely special person that they each will spend the rest of their life with....and the friends who have not been so lucky thus far; well, they aren't going to settle either. *Shrug*
craze189 0
// Amen.
craze189 0
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girlygirl666 0
Lol, I'm sorry but that's just funny. Be careful what you wish for?
Shalamar 4
I used to know a guy who told me repeatedly that, if ONLY I didn't have a boyfriend, he'd date me in a New York minute. I was flattered, but because I did indeed have a boyfriend, I didn't pursue it. A year later, my boyfriend dumped me. I decided to contact that other guy to see if his feelings were still there. He was basically "What feelings? I don't know what you're talking about", and he got out of there as quickly as he could. Moral of the story in this case: some people only want what they can't have.
r_max 0
It was a year later. Why blame him? People change, circumstances change, people meet other people and - shock horror - they can develop feelings for other people. The world doesn't sit around and wait for you to become available.
Darksect0r13 0
TYPO It should say "heartbeat" not "hearbeat" But still FYL.
CallMeHush 1
If only there were more details, like did he give her a rinky dink walmart ring? Was she banging his friends while looking for a better provider? Inquiring minds want to know.