Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML
Today, when I proposed to my girlfriend of 8 years, she said no because she thought we were moving too fast. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught the bouquet at her sister's wedding. I took it as a sign so after we got home, I proposed. She laughed and said no way. I'm done. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended not to hear me. FML
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Top comments
Sweeney90 0
The only possible explanation is that she got sick of waiting for you to propose and started ******* your best friend.
hoschiadedodi 0
you did it wrong. let me guess... you proposed in the parking lot at mcdonalds?
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Comments (138)
wordgirl 0
That's so awful. It made me giggle, but FYL for sure. :(
Ripunzel 0
too late
babydoll29 0
I sorry!! that sucks!! well when my bf finally does propose I gonna say yes!! it's been three yrs an still hasn't but talks about us getting married so when will it happen? how long did u wait to ask??
dudeitsdanny 10
A lot of us would be willing to marry our girls in a second. As long as that second happens when we have a steady career, or job, that we like. Especially since we(most of us) grow up and change in MANY ways in the period of time between leaving high school and finding the right job. Regardless of his age thats probably what it comes down to the most.
p89hg69 0
o kmon hed never propose to begin w/ if it was that way
Luna0709 0
sorry you got a **** for a girlfriend be done with her not cool to get played like that.
giantsyankees76 0
TYPICAL WOMAN. They all LIE
shelboo_fml 0
You took too longggggg
allen20 0
Girls lie. Keep that in mind. :o
MakeupBurn 0
You deserved that one. She's tired of waiting for you.
Microbiologist 0
It's a joke. This FML is a coincidence (to me) as my mate just proposed to my other mate and she said yes and I'm very happy!