Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML
Today, when I proposed to my girlfriend of 8 years, she said no because she thought we were moving too fast. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught the bouquet at her sister's wedding. I took it as a sign so after we got home, I proposed. She laughed and said no way. I'm done. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended not to hear me. FML
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Top comments
Sweeney90 0
The only possible explanation is that she got sick of waiting for you to propose and started ******* your best friend.
hoschiadedodi 0
you did it wrong. let me guess... you proposed in the parking lot at mcdonalds?
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Comments (138)
asherdash141 0
you waited too long
troop41 0
I agree with number 2 :O
Drummer389000 0
she's cheating on you dude. leave her. either that or she's the type you wouldn't want to be with. so leave her.
elizabethan13 0
yupp. you waited too long.. what? you think were made of stone and we'll just sit there??
nika10105 14
Too late
uprising_fml 0
judging from the tone and context of the post, OP seemed reluctant to propose, meaning he could have proposed after so many years only because she wanted him too--making his proposal insincere and possibly asshole-ish. and further, for all we know, they could have been together for 5 years or more and she could be a wonderful woman, but he is just too insecure to commit . however, on OP's defense, his girlfriend could also be pressuring him far too much on the matter. it could go either way .
RussianBabe 1
lol, yea dude u waited to long . I'm in a relationship that will be one year soon . I told my bf that if I don't see anything going anywhere in another year then that would be the end of it !!
pasha92 5
One year ? Your a dumb ass
blackwidowtaco 31
You're a dumb ass for not using the proper context in the sentence.
Mforce 8
Lying bitches everywhere!
TheJashinist 8
I hope she isn't a Milly, they're generally bitches...
HygieNick 7
Ouch