Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
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Today, my girlfriend caught the bouquet at her sister's wedding. I took it as a sign so after we got home, I proposed. She laughed and said no way. I'm done. FML
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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended not to hear me. FML
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Sweeney90 0
The only possible explanation is that she got sick of waiting for you to propose and started ******* your best friend.
hoschiadedodi 0
you did it wrong. let me guess... you proposed in the parking lot at mcdonalds?
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Comments (138)
blastvortex 4
Whatever. So she said no. She wouldn't exactly be the first woman to ever do that. That doesn't mean never. Of course, that doesn't mean that you should propose again either. Good luck with the next one, whatever that may be. You're gonna need it.
neko_ceko 3
The problem is that for years she was telling him that she would "marry him in a heartbeat" :P
atomicmrpelly 2
Tsk, women! FYL
Ninjaface 0
Apparently, when she said "in a heartbeat," she was talking about your time limit, not her reaction time. Either that or she's a zombie and no longer has a heartbeat. Either way, run!
GanjAxZermA 0
ouch!!
GCali4 0
wow what a jerk!! sorry dude
llamaman69 0
shes actually ******* me now. and my grandpa.
DragonMasterMF 0
She said she would marry you in a heart beat...but she never said she would marry you after that heart beat was over :P
theanonymoose 3
YDI for trusting a woman.
Esnedon 0
Maybe she has a heart rate of 0.001bpm. Wait a few more days, and you'll be set.
BlueTwist89 0
Lol @ #84 for saying it's easy to spell. Yet, you don't know how to spell meant! It's spelled meant not ment.