Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
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Today, when I proposed to my girlfriend of 8 years, she said no because she thought we were moving too fast. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught the bouquet at her sister's wedding. I took it as a sign so after we got home, I proposed. She laughed and said no way. I'm done. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended not to hear me. FML
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Top comments
Sweeney90 0
The only possible explanation is that she got sick of waiting for you to propose and started ******* your best friend.
hoschiadedodi 0
you did it wrong. let me guess... you proposed in the parking lot at mcdonalds?
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Comments (138)
luuuu20 0
I have to agree with idkweird all she wanted was a formal proposal
Breeze84376 0
You shouldn't have waited so long dumb dumb.. Good luck getting it right next time..
marycharles 0
mayb cuz ur name is chewy
jennifermm1986 0
congratulations! try one more time:)
neveragain41294 0
awh... I'm sorry
icanhazstapler 0
Some women are just ******* bitches. Case in point: my ex-gf, who did the exact same thing as OPs. In hindsight, thank god I didn't marry her, everyone in my family and all my friends hated her and I later found out that she'd been lying to me all along. I'm better off because she said no.
faolbushcraft 0
Why is she not your ex-girlfriend?
brookelynn14 0
dude that sucks im sorry :/
Jam313 0
what a tease
gszmam 0
Fail monster goes nom nom nom