Today, I accidentally farted at a board meeting. My boss thought it came from the guy sitting next to me and gave him hell for being a pig. I was too mortified to say anything, even when the guy blamed it on me, which caused my boss to rage at him for lying and then to kick him out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss let me sit in on a board meeting. It was awesome until the guy next to me let out a vile fart, then looked at me in disgust, causing the others to look at me in disgust too. When I told my boss what really happened, he told me to grow up and stop blaming the other guy. FML
Today, I was at a big meeting at work. The CEO was reaming the hell out of us for our recent poor profits, when I accidentally let rip a vile fart. I was then subjected to a 10 minute tirade of abuse for "trying to be a funny man", and told that whatever small chance I had for a promotion is now gone. FML
Today, I was in a meeting at work. In the middle of our CEO's speech, I farted. Everyone heard including my boss, who looked over and said, "Do you have anything else you wanted to add?" FML
Today, I was in a meeting at work, trying to keep my composure. I quietly shifted in my chair and accidentally let out a fart. It echoed in the conference room, and everyone stared at me in stunned silence. My boss sarcastically said, “Well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.” FML
Today, I was to give a presentation to several of my company's senior employees. The moment I stood up, I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart that lasted a good two or three seconds. When I tried to utter an apology, I clammed up and let out a whiny grunt. They were not amused. FML
Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML
Today, I was going over some paperwork with my back to my office door. As I turn around, my boss enters and says my name loudly. I was startled so bad that I jumped, yelped, and a high-pitched fart snuck out. Everyone in the office now gives prior notice before dropping by the "fart guy's" office. FML
Today, I held in an explosive fart during a co-worker's rant and waited a few seconds after he left the room to release the Kraken. Forgetting something, he returned mid-fart. Before either of us could say anything, our boss came into the room. FML
Today, my boss was telling everyone his mother recently passed away and he'll be off work for a while. I'd been holding in painful gas for a while, so I tried to ease it out. It turned into a long, squeaky fart in front of everyone. Everyone glared at me as if I was trying to be funny. FML
Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML
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Top comments
Emma1562 35
You honestly should've said something, it sucks that that poor guy had to deal with that
rozalyn77 15
asshole
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Comments (111)
ghostriley 14
First
rozalyn77 15
asshole
Hunkapoo 19
More of a dick move on the bosses part, its a bodily function and we can't always control it. but still OP should have said something instead of let the other person take all the heat and embarrassment.
Krypt1c 11
Dick move on both OPs and the bosses part. Rather unprofessional to say the least
Insanemf18 12
You know when it's coming so go to the bathroom
sweetbliss3 37
you don't always know when it's coming. sometimes they just sneak out unexpectedly.
YourOpinionSucks 22
Must have some sort of crazy loose anus to not have any sort of hint that something could be coming out.
Anthonymm2 20
Why did he call him a pig when it was obviously the dog?
nightmare3335 10
Are you on crack?
I_Like_Dogs 28
Stay in school, kids.
Mauskau 36
I think he's referencing blaming it on the dog.
Anthonymm2 20
Yes
pampa31 15
remember kids, when a stranger offers you drugs, say thank you because drugs are expensive
Halfass 8
That's sad. He was not allowed to farticipate anymore.
Adeptus_Astartes 22
No.
elcee1987 18
I feel like this is creative, so technically it should also be funny. But it's not.
Krypt1c 11
I'll thumb it up for creativity
Emma1562 35
You honestly should've said something, it sucks that that poor guy had to deal with that
Koatai 20
YDI. You're a jerk.
JustinJK 21
this fml deserves more ydis
ohSNAPyall 27
Boss is a jerk too.
okokalright 15
In a way i can understand OP's embarrassment but come on, OP's boss just overreacted. There's absolutely no reason to give someone hell for something that can be hard to control and very unhealthy to hold in. Honestly
tantanpanda 26
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Because farting silently isn't a skill anymore? There's a time and place for everything. Peeing is also a natural bodily function, but you don't go pissing all over the place. After he blamed OP, she should have owned up. He got kicked out and is probably going to get into more trouble. FHL and I hope you live with that guilt for a LONG time.
freaky78 10
Sometimes you think it's going to be a silent one but it comes out loud...And you can't really compare a fart to be... Fart may smell for a little bit and make noise but pee actually makes a mess... Just saying.
olillia 16
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I don't know about you guys, but I'm an adult human that has control over my rectum... I've never in my life "accidentally" farted. You have the full ability to control whether or not a fart comes out..
Xandrick 22
>Implying everyone has said skill of silencing their farts.
pete9913 23
That might have been a bitch move, but it's still funny as hell.
riffehunter 16
one of the perks of being a woman, everyone assumes it was the guy who farted.
Brandi_Faith 34
It's true. The boss is a jerk and I feel awful for op and the coworker; but picturing this fml is just hilarious.
kelseythompson 27
sometimes one just slips out, I feel like your boss is in the wrong for being such a dick
BeenIt 5
Coward!
laxtax 19
I don't think your boss wanted to realize that girls fart too