Anonymous
United States
Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
captainuniverse
Nashville, United States
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Xandar
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Daddy_issues
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
not the mama
Hesperia, United States
Classic Dave
Today, after years of trying, I got the wonderful news that my husband is going to be a father. Too bad I’m not the mother. FML
Anonymous
Akron, United States
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Anonymous
Hi uncle, I'm dad
Today, I found out I'm an uncle. Normally this would be great news, except I have spent the last 8 years thinking I was her father. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML
brando2k5
United States
Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML
Anonymous
South Africa
Today, my husband and I told my parents that I finally managed to conceive. My mom burst into tears of joy and said how great it was that she's finally going to be a "real" grandma, all within earshot of our adopted and now-devastated daughter. FML
3023-dang
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
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PeopleRSoDumb 0
If you play your cards right, instead of a birth you could have two funerals.
gingersnapper 0
YDI for marrying your sister!
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sl_1996 0
family reunions are gunna be hella awkward
uncletr 0
congrats!
TheNewGuy03 29
that's a hot mess. this is the first time i'm gonna recommend fratricide. |the kid|
blondiegurl710 1
so wait... r u her brother or brother in law? either way, it's gross. ur life suck dramatically!!!!
paramorefan125 0
dude soooooooooo fukkd! kick Ur bro's ass!!!
topnotchbiz 0
well written OP.... on that note that sux dump the slore and introduce your bro to your fist
sjdjxjwn 0
#73 is a dik u would ruin there lives
WTFWASTHATSHIT 0
you should make sure she "slips" down a flight of stairs. your brother sperm givith gravity taketh away.
sarcdude 3
Wow. you definitely have my sympathy OP. A similar situation involving my older brothers, where one moved in on the other brother's ex-wife after a divorce can't even begin to compare to this wretchedness.
eveningG 0
i dont get how familys could be so brutal to eachother. and shes obviously got some issues of her own.