Anonymous
United States
Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
captainuniverse
Nashville, United States
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Xandar
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Daddy_issues
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
not the mama
Hesperia, United States
Classic Dave
Today, after years of trying, I got the wonderful news that my husband is going to be a father. Too bad I’m not the mother. FML
Anonymous
Akron, United States
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Anonymous
Hi uncle, I'm dad
Today, I found out I'm an uncle. Normally this would be great news, except I have spent the last 8 years thinking I was her father. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML
brando2k5
United States
Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML
Anonymous
South Africa
Today, my husband and I told my parents that I finally managed to conceive. My mom burst into tears of joy and said how great it was that she's finally going to be a "real" grandma, all within earshot of our adopted and now-devastated daughter. FML
3023-dang
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
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PeopleRSoDumb 0
If you play your cards right, instead of a birth you could have two funerals.
gingersnapper 0
YDI for marrying your sister!
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Comments (229)
myotherlips 0
Ah, live in the south, do you? That's typical of a redneck family.
moose91894 0
For some reason I think the OP lives in Ohio.
Carbonchild 0
Sew her closed and snip your brother.
jackofalltrades9 0
Just to reiterate; this is absolutely 100% a false FML admitted to by the poster on HER Facebook. Just another example of how FML has become nothing, but can-you-top-this make believe.
Chickmechanic69 0
Ya I can see this as being fake. Don't know anyone who would have that kind of humor about the situation. FML has become a big dissapointment
dirrrrrkk 0
that's ****** up bro
Reubnate 0
that really sucks
torij89 0
hmmmm.... i find this VERY hard to believe. Possibly because the infamous funnyjoker (twitter.com/funnyjoker) posted the same thing up....
karinka 0
aww it's ok ur still spivey **** her
rooskieroo 0
ppl like number 154 bug me. just laugh...or something. do you really have to sit here and contemplate whether or not it's a real fml??
Ayre 0
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