Today, after years of trying, I got the wonderful news that my husband is going to be a father. Too bad I’m not the mother. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Warp1978 15
I'm sorry to hear that. This maybe hard to hear right now but leave him he's not worth the heart ache
RichardPencil 32
On the plus side, you saved a fortune in fertility testing to find out who's the culprit in you not getting pregnant.
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Warp1978 15
I'm sorry to hear that. This maybe hard to hear right now but leave him he's not worth the heart ache
RichardPencil 32
On the plus side, you saved a fortune in fertility testing to find out who's the culprit in you not getting pregnant.
PawgPower 3
I saw it coming.
RichardPencil 32
That's what she said.
Paul Rushing 21
How is that wonderful news?!?
Bubbilility 27
Could someone who selected YDI please explain your thinking process on this topic?
lev 11
every FML has a few YDIs, and most of the time I don't understand why. trolls?
coius 23
At least you didnt find out about this after you and (hopefully soon to be ex) your husband conceived. Divorces are much more messy and traumatic when kids are involved. But file soon. Hopefully you live in a state where infidelity determines who becomes winner takes it all, so to speak. First thing first, file for separation so at least any mess up and financial issues he causes aren’t pegged onto you for responsibility. Until legal separation is filed, any of his costs/debts, you can be forced to pay for. Including the little bastards birth.
Arkangel.Artemis 10
Divorce his ass! you deserve better!