Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, after I watched my girlfriend get her head shaved in preparation for chemo a few days ago, I took the clippers and buzzed my long, well kept hair, gave her a loving hug, reminding her that, "We're at this together." She later broke up with me because I, pretty much, "look like shit." FML
Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment. She feels that having my female hairstylist wash and cut my hair involves "too much touching" and "counts as cheating." FML
Today, I got the haircut I've been wanting for ages. I then called my girlfriend of two years and asked what she would do if I got a haircut. She told me she would dump me and then invited me to her house for dinner. I'm scared to go. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, I came to the decision that I needed some variety in my life, so I decided to get a haircut. My mom insisted that she could do it and that she had experience because she cuts my dad's short hair. I had thick, long hair. Now, my hair is uneven, ugly and short. FML
Today, my long-term girlfriend broke up with me because my hair "falls out" and I "will definitely be bald soon", even though it's not that bad. The same girl who I supported through her chemotherapy and gave her promises that I would stay with her no matter how she looked. FML
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little_lyn 0
well cut HER hair after the break is over
perdix 31
At least now you will know to stand firm when she begs you to let her shave your junk.
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Comments (74)
mnm5671 0
shave it dude insta-normal
GETOVERIT2039 0
she did it on purpose.
jojobean42 0
Whata bitch
pplkillr 0
bad haircuts dont really matter if youre a guy. just shave your head and say your a marine.
Syndril 5
My boyfriend lets me cut his hair, but the first time I did it, I was nervous about it looking okay so when I asked, he decided to be a smart ass and tell me it looked awful. What he didn't consider was that I would get upset and punish him by buzzing half his head.
Jarl_the_Elite 27
I think she might have done it on purpose.
GUYMAINE 16
Get rid of that garbage.