Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, after I watched my girlfriend get her head shaved in preparation for chemo a few days ago, I took the clippers and buzzed my long, well kept hair, gave her a loving hug, reminding her that, "We're at this together." She later broke up with me because I, pretty much, "look like shit." FML
Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment. She feels that having my female hairstylist wash and cut my hair involves "too much touching" and "counts as cheating." FML
Today, I got the haircut I've been wanting for ages. I then called my girlfriend of two years and asked what she would do if I got a haircut. She told me she would dump me and then invited me to her house for dinner. I'm scared to go. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, I came to the decision that I needed some variety in my life, so I decided to get a haircut. My mom insisted that she could do it and that she had experience because she cuts my dad's short hair. I had thick, long hair. Now, my hair is uneven, ugly and short. FML
Today, my long-term girlfriend broke up with me because my hair "falls out" and I "will definitely be bald soon", even though it's not that bad. The same girl who I supported through her chemotherapy and gave her promises that I would stay with her no matter how she looked. FML
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Top comments
little_lyn 0
well cut HER hair after the break is over
perdix 31
At least now you will know to stand firm when she begs you to let her shave your junk.
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Comments (74)
frear 0
What an idiot, taking a break worse than a bad haircut.
smokeymcpottt 3
Did you pay her in pubes?
Qluz 3
lol! x]
paid2think 0
Beanies solve all problems! I'm way too lazy to check my spelling.
cloud720 5
Have you ever watched Friends? Do you remember Ross's excuse for sleeping with another women? "We were on a break!!!" Your girlfriends plan is pretty ingenious actually.
bigbadtim 7
Hair raising.
savvy_suzy 0
I'd dump her if I were you. Life's too short to have to put up with such people. Did she even apologise? Plenty of fish in the sea. Make the 'break' a permanent one and find someone who is a big enough person to admit their mistakes, laugh at the situation (it is kind of funny) and make it up to you.
Doortje 30
I think she just wanted to dump you all along, but not before ******* you over with this horrible haircut.
devilskiss 0
That's sad...I feel sorry for you.
devilskiss 0
nice picture!
devilskiss 0
that's how these replies work! lol sorry xD
spooner_13 2
don't go back to her. she's really shallow if she's embarassed to be your gf just because of a haircut and it's especially stupid because she was the one that cut it. You deserve better because you were nice enough to let her try even though you knew it was risky.
Bees_fml 0
It doesn't say whose idea the break was (or who said the quoted part).
doctorr_fml 9
gutted!!!!