Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, after I watched my girlfriend get her head shaved in preparation for chemo a few days ago, I took the clippers and buzzed my long, well kept hair, gave her a loving hug, reminding her that, "We're at this together." She later broke up with me because I, pretty much, "look like shit." FML
Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment. She feels that having my female hairstylist wash and cut my hair involves "too much touching" and "counts as cheating." FML
Today, I got the haircut I've been wanting for ages. I then called my girlfriend of two years and asked what she would do if I got a haircut. She told me she would dump me and then invited me to her house for dinner. I'm scared to go. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, I came to the decision that I needed some variety in my life, so I decided to get a haircut. My mom insisted that she could do it and that she had experience because she cuts my dad's short hair. I had thick, long hair. Now, my hair is uneven, ugly and short. FML
Today, my long-term girlfriend broke up with me because my hair "falls out" and I "will definitely be bald soon", even though it's not that bad. The same girl who I supported through her chemotherapy and gave her promises that I would stay with her no matter how she looked. FML
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Top comments
little_lyn 0
well cut HER hair after the break is over
perdix 31
At least now you will know to stand firm when she begs you to let her shave your junk.
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Comments (74)
you_freak 7
Sabotage!
greycellgreen 0
Drop that chick like a dirty napkin, yo
zomgwtfbbq 3
She did it on purpose. Not only is she dumping you, she's punished you by making you look like crap so you can't get laid until you get it fixed. NEVER let a woman cut your hair.
rudikk99 2
you have the dummiest gf in the world!!!! so sorry
Mentalpigeon 0
Go to a ******* hairdesser you dolt. Would you let your girlfriend drill holes in your teeth if she begged long enough?
varkey 7
I think she did this as an excuse to break up with you. She sucks, FYL.
vacantcanvas 0
dump that shallow bitch if she only wants you for your hair
Ali_Br_fml 33
I would have dumped my boyfriend if he thought it was could of/ should of... Not really, but I wouldn't want to date an ignorant person, especially since I'm working so hard in college to better myself. wow, I have to get up in 1.5 hours, & I didn't sleep yet. I had to shovel to get in the driveway. there was no parking, & the vehicle would be in the middle of the road if not in the driveway... a few hours, a sore back & freezing fingers later im going to bed... Zzzz
Koto 1
She was already going to break up with you. She was just looking for a reason to.
detolicious 2
tell the princess to suck it up and shave the rest off.