Today, I had surgery on my foot. The doctor told me I'd be on crutches for 6 months. I texted my boyfriend the news, promising lots of intimate favors if he'd watch movies with me while on bed rest for the next week. He texted back, "No way. I don't date cripples." Dumped for a broken foot. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by offering me a foot massage to ease my sore feet after a run. I asked for a lot of pressure. Now I'm back home in a walking boot after being diagnosed with a fractured fifth metatarsal bone. FML
Today, I had leg surgery. While I was recovering in the hospital, my boyfriend dumped me. I then had to ride home, a 2-hour drive, listening to my mother and aunt tell me he was the best thing to happen to me, and that I'll never find a better man. Then the morphine wore off. FML
Today, I had surgery on my "girl parts" and can't have sex for six weeks. My boyfriend sees no need to spend any time with me until I heal up. FML
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of 2 years. I'd been involved in an accident that severely hurt my right leg. As a result, I couldn't work out and gained 35 pounds, also due to stress eating and some meds I’m taking. Apparently I’m no longer attractive and he can’t have people thinking he’s a “chubby chaser.” FML
Today, after being in the hospital for two weeks after emergency abdominal surgery, my girlfriend, who didn't even bother to ask how I was, made me hobble to her house just to dump me and send me straight back home. FML
Today, I found out that I need a hysterectomy. When I told my boyfriend of 2 years, he broke up with me, because he didn't have time to "coddle my feelings". FML
Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied, "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML
Today, I just had knee surgery which has put me on crutches for 6 weeks. I fell on my ass after washing my hands after using the bathroom. Ashamed, my boyfriend and father had to pick me up. I destroyed the towel rack, ripping it of the wall. All this pain is now potentially for nothing. It's day 4 post operation. FML
Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML
Today, I went to see a podiatrist, two weeks after having major surgery on my abdomen, only to be told I might need surgery on my foot. FML
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Top comments
Limberger 1
Wow, what an asshole
Ravemaster7 0
Wow, seems like he was a douche anyways. Get better with some real friends :-)
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Comments (240)
Limberger 1
Wow, what an asshole
slushpup9696 12
I would love to just chill and watch movies with my girlfriend anyway!
FIeryGinger 0
wow ur not gunna be on crutches for 6 months chill out
sovietkiwi 0
I'd watch movies with my girlfriend if she was hurt... I wouldn't need favors...
sovietkiwi 0
I'd watch movies with my girlfriend if she was hurt... I wouldn't need favors...
Bleepbloop360 7
Double post n00b
rukusrazor 0
Wow, who turns down headshots and a movie? The only thing better would be replace movie with football.
massivebox 0
you don't deserve him anyway. cheer up, hope the foot gets better
nexismyname 0
lol she doesn't deserve him? I was thinking the other way around.
MoodyBlue320 11
I'm sure it was just a typo, lol.
Ravemaster7 0
Wow, seems like he was a douche anyways. Get better with some real friends :-)
AL3X_M 0
Wow, that's really Messed up....
JohnnyDeathNote 0
LOL. that sucks. I'm sorry, don't worry it'll heal up faster and you wont walk like tiny tim anymore. He'll regret it lol
nom_nom_nom 0
What a shallow loser. I know a guy who dumped a girl when she got hit by a bus, so you aren't alone (i dunno if it would make you feel any better though...). You'll find someone better. (:
ergo_fml 13
Was it Regina George?
NuclearWinter 0
Damn, that sucks. I'm on crutches myself at the moment from a sports injury. Luckily, my girlfriend is cool with it.
Duckie101 0
bahahahaaa! thats funny as heck
Duckie101 0
LMAO! i hope he was joking. FYL if he wasn't