Today, my boss asked me to take some of the female mannequins and change the outfits. As I was changing them, I realized that this was the most action I've gotten in almost a year. Not only am I twenty-seven, but I'm married. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at my retail job and we had to change the mannequin's outfit. I had to hold her while my manager grabbed the new outfit. I rested my head on her naked plastic chest, and it was the closest I've got to affection in years. FML
Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML
Today, my 70-year-old boss asked me to order sexy lingerie she saw on the cover a magazine. FML
Today, waking up I noticed that my female boss had texted me during the night, telling me she wants me bad. I'm a woman, happily married to a man, and now have to turn her down somehow and not get fired in the process. FML
Today, I was working by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated, I started to moan and say dirty things… Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML
Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML
Today, my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress for my pen. FML
Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML
Today, I went to work to find my creepy boss sitting in my office. I work the night shift, so it was very unusual to find him there. I asked how he was, and he replied, "I told my wife about us; she kicked me out." I've been working there a month. Also, I'm married and pregnant. So, excuse me, "US?" FML
Today, my family and I went to the mall. We all split up in a department store to shop for our own clothes. While shopping, I caught my dad feeling up a mannequin in the back corner of the store. FML
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coldplaylive2003 0
You should dress up as a pirate and get in bed with your wife because today's international talk like a pirate day I spy some booty in your future arrrr
bubblybrooke 12
so tonight, go home and seduce her. simple.
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Comments (51)
Chr0nicdreamz 0
Sux to be you dude.
Dawminator 16
That's why it's an fml post...
coldplaylive2003 0
You should dress up as a pirate and get in bed with your wife because today's international talk like a pirate day I spy some booty in your future arrrr
shiznutmuffin 0
not trying to be a jerk but ouch op, just ouch
warsun 27
Your reply does not relate to the comment :/
Arinwyn 0
Heh. Someone needs to have a talk with the wife
lahp 0
stuff talk some one needs to have a boink with the wife......... ananananddd YDI for getting married xD
koaoak 0
you haven't even made out with a wall or something
bubblybrooke 12
so tonight, go home and seduce her. simple.
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
I hate these type of FMLs. The 'I'm doing something completely non sexual and then I realized it was the most sexual thing I've done for [insert amount of time here]." They're boring >: And so damn repetitive. There are like a billion like this one. How did it get through? /:
violentturtle 0
Yeah! I agree. And YDI for not doing something about it.
drm316 0
With all due respect... If you read and take these FML's so much and so seriously maybe you oughta get a life no?
morena_fml 0
hahah dats very true ppl do need to get lifes hhhahhaha
violentturtle 0
Oops
Jim9349 10
I have balls :D No one else does
mastory96 0
so... go make love with your wife? simple solution to a simple problem. or you can just stay there and hump some mannequins... your choice.
CL41RE 0
exactly, SusansaysrawrxD, I hate them too -_-
Dynoblaze 1
someone needs to have goofy time with their wife.