Today, after I spent two hours trying to teach my girlfriend to play sudoku, she broke up with me, tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake, imaginary game to make her feel stupid. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML
Today, I taught my girlfriend some French. She then used her newfound language to break up with me. FML
Today, I was playing Draw Something with my girlfriend, when I decided to start a game with some other people. She immediately accused me of "cheating" on her, and still refuses to talk to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I play video games. No, not that I play too many video games or have an addiction to video games. Just that I play them, period. FML
Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my "obsession" of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML
Today, I wanted to spend some time with my girl, but she was more interested in her phone and 90 Day Fiancé. Bored, I went to play video games. Ten minutes later, she came looking for me and yelled that I clearly prefer video games to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that she wasn't really in love with me. She got that advice from an internet survey. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML
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Top comments
every1luvsboners 11
You should teach her how to play Hide the Sausage.
obnum 19
Please tell me that was sarcasm...
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Comments (168)
MindFreakazoid 10
"I can't believe you! You made up Sudoku!" "It's...it's a real game..." "LIES!!! ALL OF THEM!!"
SkoomaKi 28
This isn't really bad for you, she's an idiot and you're better off.
gc327072 31
Agreed. Having conversations with idiots is too much work.
Hi_From_Paris 1
Why do you mention Hagrid?
traveler_ghost 12
OP GF: "numbers, in boxes, what kind of sick games is this!?!? Last week you made up Chess- no, I am sick of this OP! We are done!"
newbiehere99 6
I wish you could thumbs up more than once :)
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
Just as I wish that I could thumb you DOWN more than once, 36...
traveler_ghost 12
awe thanks *gush
Jonaahhhh 12
Well that just puzzles me.
newbiehere99 6
If that's what it took for her to breakup with you, you should do the math and figure out that you guys were not a match.
nowayisthisreal 4
This is the funniest fml I have ever read.
haljane 0
You must be new here...
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
73, what's funny is that 28 has a little over 4 times the comments that you have..
dodzin 9
Congratulations on your split!!!!!
katties 27
Are you saying you forced her to sit and listen to you explain her sudoku till she began crying?...
taranpreet 7
Yeah and just because she can't grasp the concept does not mean she's dumb some people learn differently. So I hope it wasn't two hours of you patronizing her.
katties 27
It's a little strange not to know about sudoku and not get it in 2 hours, but I don't see the reason for trying so badly to teach someone something so... unimportant. She may not have been interested to learn and he may have made some remarks. I won't judge the girl right now, but it sounds like OP was too obsessed with this. Why not find something else to do that didn't make her feel stupid and him being agitated... and dumped.
gracehi 33
I didn't think of that, but that's a good point. She can't help it if she's .... intellectually challenged... But her boyfriend didn't have to spend two hours trying to teach her something she clearly just can't grasp.
pradip 26
I learnt to play sudoku when I was 21
thats_my_job 11
I'll let the thumbs speak for this comment.
pradip 26
Were you referring to me 51. yes, english is not my native language, but I didn't get why u said that
Levvy 22
I'm... not sure why the poster not being a native English speaker is relevant either. Aside from the missing punctuation, that was a 100% grammatically legitimate (if perhaps slightly spontaneous) post. My only guess is people not knowing "learnt" is a legitimate past participle of "learn" (check the World English Dictionary if you're skeptical).
Chazzzor 10
I have slowly learned that it's not a good idea to try to teach a "significant other" anything unless you are really patient or they really want to learn.
annie_nk 23
Like my husband trying to teach me good strategy in Risk. I'm not a strategic thinker like him so it doesn't click.