Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
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Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
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idontknowyou123 0
y u no big enough
Nosrebor 8
Oh wow... Time to try again ;)
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stevenmx86 8
So who won the bet?
All_Blacks 2
Caution: Not advised to put small objects in you're mouth, may choke.
anongrl 2
Shes not a virgin. A virgin is someone who has not had sex. It has nothing to do with whether or not you broke her hymen.
MrsCantrell 0
Time to hit up the sex shop and buy some toys, they even have extensions!!!!
dcgriffith_fml 8
Yeeeaaaahhh sooooo ..... I don't know if I would actually refer to that as "sex" .... well maybe for you, definitely not for her.
kylemartin95 0
Wow kind of a let down huh?
punk360 0
lol gladly for me the same thing happen to me with a ex that made me. last laugh was on him.
voveraite 7
Wow, just wow at some comments here! The hymen in some women does not break until their first BIRTH! Sometimes it is just elastic and nobody minds it. If the sex worked fine, you have microscopic self-confidence and perspectives, OP, if that bothers you. And I assume the sex did work fine, since you expected her not to be a 'virgin', which btw, she is not, as some above posters pointed out. Jeez, hearing how some of you (I expect on the left side of adulthood) talk about the first time makes me think of horror movies, not of sex. If I were a guy loving my gf, I would be so happy for her that there was no hurting and pain involved that first time. But nooo, that ego has top priority! (The guy that cried because she didn't feel pain tops it). I am not as bit*hy as I sound, am just having an allergic reaction to ignorance.
raymaster1103 6
You tell them
bischkeboy 3
Well said :)
cjobrien7 2
Too long, didn't read.
mspeacock 6
What's with all the virgin hype anyways? I hated having sex with a virgin guy... he didn't know what he was doing, couldn't get it in, finished early, and well.. I never finished. Give me a man-***** who knows how to please a woman!
marysol_fml 1
Here's to hoping you've just got a small penis, OP. Otherwise, it makes me think you stuck it in her urethral opening, which would explain why she needed to go to the doctor the next day.
creedaddict 9
Wow baby penis