Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
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Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
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idontknowyou123 0
y u no big enough
Nosrebor 8
Oh wow... Time to try again ;)
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Comments (423)
capnbzarr 43
So you're upset you didn't rupture her hymen? You really wanted to make her bleed? That is some ******-up macho bullshit.
sweetheartslim 0
How small
mrpipp 0
Hahahaha
varkey 7
Your doctor apparently doesn't know the definition of "virgin." Virginity doesn't mean that your hymen is intact, it means you've never had sex. Sometimes, the hymen can rupture while doing hard physical labor or other things, without ever having sex, while in other cases, the woman can have sex many times and the hymen remains intact. Even if it's intact, she could have gotten pregnant if it was unprotected, try seeing if your doctor STILL says she's functionally a virgin and simultaneously pregnant. Anyway, this isn't really an FML at all.
lpietr21 9
OP, it takes balls to post something like that. at least you have big balls.
carlosm21 6
Feel bad for Her :o
SkUrVy69 0
penis pump!
tylermt1999 17
at least your a a non-virgin now
megan_lovee 0
maybe some surgery can help him with tht??
The_creator_fml 2
It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean! Think of it this way, if you get married to her at least she can still wear a white dress...
AnqelMarie 0
& who ever told you 'it's not the size of the boat, but the motion in the ocean' well newsflash: THEY LiED T0 Y0U.!!!, it's totally the size, (s)he just don't wanna hurt your feelings.....