Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML
Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML
Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
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Top comments
idontknowyou123 0
y u no big enough
Nosrebor 8
Oh wow... Time to try again ;)
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Comments (423)
ilikeemsmall 4
I find it really funny that girls with big **** and guys with big dicks act like they did something special to deserve it or that it somehow makes them better. It's a physical property like height. It's genetics. Some people will like you no matter what you have or don't have.
ownmycity 4
hey at least your not a virgin!
FMLsOhilarious 6
Damn!!
writerforlife 9
Yeah this is fake, there is no medical way to tell if someone is a virgin or not. And if you think "oh he didn't pop her cherry", guess what most teens do when they go thru their peroid when they put their tampons in. FACTS OF LIFE
ngocthuy34 0
Wow
raccoons1106 0
Good lukk with others try some growth pills(:
ash1rose 11
This is actually not that uncommon. Some girls have really thick hymens that just don't break the first time or they stretch. It's not really a failing on your part OP and at least you know you weren't too rough with her :) She should appreciate that!
AnqelMarie 0
Nothin like sex-ed, with mom to make ya flash back to the 80's!!
HannahJoButtons 2
At least op got his girlfriends bra off
starwarsguy330 0
And didnt quit to play video games, sometimes i question the reality of fml's!
mizAJ 1
Baaaahahahahaha
Nadeslos 4
You sir, lack length and apparently width as you neither popped not stretched her. FYL and FY genetics
AnqelMarie 0
uummmmm,, I'm wiling to bet your a virgin as well...