Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML
Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML
Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
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idontknowyou123 0
y u no big enough
Nosrebor 8
Oh wow... Time to try again ;)
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Comments (423)
lisaw375 0
dude her "cherry" could have been broken by alot of things like tampons
wriptidez 0
i think 6 inch is considered the norm NOT flacid of course
clrwtch 4
There is no such thing as physically virgin. The hymen does not equate virginity because it break without any connection to sex, or could be "strong" and stay there even after sex (which is what i'm assuming you're talking about). So virginity is more of a psychological thing than physical.
Stoppajamatime 0
Amen
adorkable25 0
Umm that's normal...
AnqelMarie 0
your most likely to young to be having sex ne'way!
kurlyfries222 0
Do you have a ****** as well?
raymaster1103 6
Wow that sucks. Maybe you should just give up and go **** yourself.
Ozma_fml 0
I have a feeling that your girlfriend is telling you some BS. Also the incorrect beliefs about "cherry popping" and hymens on this site are out of date and downright bizarre. Have a go at reading up on the vaginal corona, people.
superdelis 1
That will bruise an ego...chin up
Dean_MT 0
Some men would see this as a ****** half empty but I see it as half full.