Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML
Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML
Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
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idontknowyou123 0
y u no big enough
Nosrebor 8
Oh wow... Time to try again ;)
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Gagaklein 0
just google the word hymen and you'll see that you can't "pop" it, having a hymen that completely covers the vaginal entrance is an abnormality that 1 out of 10 000 girls are born with, this is usually surgically fixed when the baby is born. And the doctor is an idiot, you can't prove virginity by the hymen, unless she is around 6 years old, wich I doubt
Stoppajamatime 0
Actually the hymen covers SOME part of the ******. Yeah, there are rare cases where it completely covers the ******. And some women aren't born with it. But the hymen still does exist. I've found mine. Maybe you should do the same.
maex_fml 0
fake...
Kamirose 4
Okay men, time for a little lesson in female anatomy. 1. The hymen doesn't just go 'pop' and disappear during sex. You can cause tears in the hymen from many activities, sex included, but for most women, the hymen is not completely gone until after their first vaginal birth. 2. When women are aroused, they become naturally lubricated and the hymen becomes more flexible. This is why many women do not feel pain during their first time - because their boyfriends actually care about their pleasure and there is sufficient foreplay to arouse them, and they take it slow instead of just jumping into the *******. 3. This FML really states, "Today, I did not cause my girlfriend pain during sex, which makes me less of a man. FML." Do you guys really believe that by not injuring your girlfriend (which is what a broken hymen is), you're somehow less of a lover? If so, I'm glad I'm not your girlfriend, because anyone who WISHES me pain is abusive, even if they don't mean to be. 4. A doctor can't tell someone's virginity from their hymen. So many different things cause tears in the hymen that the average girl is not entirely intact when they first have sex. TL;DR, don't have sex if you don't how how your and your partner's bodies work.
bischkeboy 3
Well said. Anytime I cause pain, I feel bad. I'm no proud of causing my gf comfort. And I am really sorry that her first few times were painful. Sex was a wonderful thing with her regardless, but I wish it didn't have to hurt for her.
rawrisforsami 13
people need to pay more attention to this comment...
2amkid 0
wow i want to know how this is possible lol!
rawrisforsami 13
try reading comment 310.
rocco182 0
Dude you should prob start taking like extenze or something
BighornB 0
Did you stick it in the wrong hole?
bischkeboy 3
That's not all that uncommon. Some girls hymen's won't rip until the 2nd or 3rd time. Some even long after that! And size isn't always the reason it doesnt tear, so you can't assume that's the reason.
BlAzEtHiS 0
Damn man, FYL indeed :(
Alaskarocks 0
Lil meat
jonnyroscoe 3
Ooh, schwing and a miss!