Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML
Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML
Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
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Top comments
idontknowyou123 0
y u no big enough
Nosrebor 8
Oh wow... Time to try again ;)
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Comments (423)
pokeychris 6
You must be tiny as hell.
1twilight 0
how small is it?
Bossman11 6
Have you ever had those vienna sausages?...Yeah
Buzzy123 7
Can't say the same about you ;)
lmaoatall 6
Break the hymen, and quit your whinen. You can do it. I have faith in you young studi. may the thrust be with you!!
HomeAl0ne 20
The penis is small in this one....
lmaoatall 6
Damn it homealone, I was trying to lift the op's spirits. Can't imagine how damaged his ego is right now. The poor little fella...
CadillacPimpen 6
What what in the butt? Nothing in this case
leadman1989 16
Is her name Mary by any chance and yours Joseph? If so give up now... Jesus is a comin!
Qu1ks1lv3r 3
Doesn't matter had sex
Salkadi 9
So you always go to the doctor the day after sex, or is this just some weird coincidence
life2007 0
After the sex she couldve decided to go get birth control to be safe
fromtxnotcowboy 12
Ahhhh finally lol i was looking for this comment lol i was like wth has nobody said anything about going to the dr right after and apart from that to your gynecologist lol
bubo_fml 11
U should start thinking IN the box!!
bubo_fml 11
Show up 2 bed tonight w/a hard hat on & a jack hammer in yo' hands!
PantyMarket 4
Hahahaha epic