Today, I noticed that all 200 remaining business cards out of the 500 that I had made have the wrong phone number on them. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized after sending out countless copies of my resume to companies, I failed to add my phone number on it. FML
Today, after handing out several résumés for several jobs, I realized that I forgot to add my phone number to them. FML
Today, I made a digital contact card for my department that needed to be sent to payroll. Since we didn't have one before, I sent a copy to the rest of the department to use if they wanted. I didn't send the blank though. I sent 100s of people all of my contact info. Somehow, I managed to misspell my own name too. FML
Today, I needed new business cards so I went to design and print some. After I designed, I was happy with them and printed off 100 copies. I live at a place called Canal Rocks. I forgot the 'C'. I now have 76 business cards which say 'anal rocks.' I already distributed 24. FML
Today, after all of the business cards for the car dealership that I work for were printed, the phone number was wrong, and the lady got so pissed about getting so many calls that she told them that they had won a free car. I had to tell dozens of ecstatic customers that they hadn't. FML
Today, after many days of messing around with wording and pictures, a huge and expensive printed card order came in to the office. I spelled the first word wrong. I can't get a refund. FML
Today, I decided to modify my resume since I've handed out over 30 of them in the past couple of weeks and I haven't gotten any calls back. As soon as I opened it on word document, I noticed that I had forgotten to include my phone number for employers to contact me. FML
Today, I finally got around to writing my Christmas cards. After finishing, I realized I had written "Happy Birthday" instead of "Merry Christmas" on every single one. FML
Today, at the end of my 10-hour shift, my manager made me count exactly how many business cards were left in inventory before I could leave. She didn't believe me when the number came to exactly 3000. She made me count them all again. FML
Today, I realized while paying bills on my phone I fat-fingered which credit card I was paying and sent 299 to a paid-off card instead of 200 to another one. Now I'm going to have overdraft fees too. FML
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Top comments
Iamthebanzai22 21
Some things should be triple-checked and this most certainly is one of them.
Iamthebanzai22 21
In the real world, yes.
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Comments (10)
Iamthebanzai22 21
Some things should be triple-checked and this most certainly is one of them.
TheSminty1 17
People still use business cards?
Iamthebanzai22 21
In the real world, yes.
TheSminty1 17
In the 90s maybe. Just fax it
shannon2348 14
why wouldn't you have noticed that right off? ydi
RichardPencil 32
Hey, at least your phone bill must be nice and low!
Wadlaen 24
That explains why no one has called..!😮
PirateSnozzle 8
Whenever I've had business cards made I provided the information and confirmed it was all correct before sending in. Then when the cards arrived I checked everything was right again just in case of a misprint or some other issue with the cards. Definitely a YDI, either you gave the wrong info or failed to check what you paid for.
fjvitt 14
And the 300 you gave out...