Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML
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Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML
Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML
Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
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Top comments
idontknowyou123 0
y u no big enough
Nosrebor 8
Oh wow... Time to try again ;)
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Comments (423)
iFizzgig 11
I'd invest in a strapon...
icic6772 0
FAIL
ballbearing 10
Ya, I call bullshit as why would her doctor check for that?
bro1oke 0
WOW yo dick must be smaaall!!
tona01 16
What gave you that bizarre idea!?!?!?
The_Troller 14
Obvious statement is obvious
justcallmebro 0
Hey girl
ohmandapants 17
Doesn't matter, had sex. Anyway sometimes the hymen just doesn't break during sex, or it could have holes.
cjobrien7 2
So what you're saying is, his dick went through one of the extremely small holes in her hymen without breaking it? Makes sense.
ohmandapants 17
Uh, considering that her hymen didn't break, yeah. It probably just stretched.
Jessica00 24
The hymen shouldn't break. As long as you're well prepared and your partner is taking it slow it should just stretch.
cetlawizard 15
It's true that some women have very tough/stretchable hymens, so you may have to try a few different positions &/or try to break it with few fingers 3 or 4 should do (assuming you don't really have a small penis).
SkardeyKat 3
Wow, sounds like my first sexual experience. He cried because it didn't hurt me or any of the other things he'd heard happened when girls lose their virginity. On the bright side, he did get better in spite of his tiny penis. Now, go try again!
lmaoatall 6
Holy shit, I have a stalker now. Never had one before. I don't know if I should be flattered or scared.
SkardeyKat 3
Oh wow lol I didn't mean to have the same pic as you! I just always thought this cat freaking rocks! He just looks like a badass cat.
TCASE1994 0
At least you can say you had sex with a virgin twice (and it was the same girl!)
fadingfaith 4
Dude how can you not break her hymen? Girls can break it own their own from doing some activities such as horseback riding.
brianmeyer45 0
So I guess you're technically a women if you can't even penetrate.....