Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML
Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML
Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
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Top comments
idontknowyou123 0
y u no big enough
Nosrebor 8
Oh wow... Time to try again ;)
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Comments (423)
Notime4bull 4
Dude... That sucks... Well, if you can't get penetration deep enough to bust the hymen... Try foreplay and toys I guess? At least get her rocks off for getting yours off.
Notime4bull 4
Then again, as many have stated above, she might have a rubber band for a hymen.... Who knows?
demonsla 0
how small of a Dick do u have to have for a girl to still be a virgin just cut it off if its that usliss
evebright 5
Cuz OP is 12. They start having sex younger and young. WAKE UP AMERICA!
jade99_fml 4
I true FML. Poor guy
Gagaklein 0
well, all girls look physically still look like virgins after sex so.... yeah
Gagaklein 0
un-educated idiots. the reason why the hymen didn't burst is because of the fact that there IS NO hymen... it has been proven that some girls bleed due to simply having a tight entrance.. seriously, don't say shit about shit you don't know shit about...
houstontxmex 0
Well if you need help with that...I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll sure take a look :)
Bubb1es 0
I love the title. Mini-wanker. LOL!!
amiemariej 0
She's lying to you
stancesil80 0
Haha my thumb would do more damage to your girlfriends box!! How embarrassing