Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
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Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
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idontknowyou123 0
y u no big enough
Nosrebor 8
Oh wow... Time to try again ;)
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Stoppajamatime 0
Actually the doctor is wrong. If a woman who masturbated or broke her hymen while riding a horse and never had sex, she's still a virgin. She didn't have sex. Whereas, the OP's girlfriend who still has her hymen is not a virgin. Hymen is not proof of virginity. Get it straight.
a_lenzmeier 11
Your name wouldn't be Tiny Tim by chance, would it?
aardvarkish 17
Did it feel naturally lubed at first, or like it needed something extra?
Ozark778 5
why'd she go to the doctor... necessary?
Ozark778 5
why'd she go to the doctor... necessary?
themayoking777 1
Tell you girlfriend to come to my house I will make sure she is not a virgin
STMV 0
Too small un pinete
ambamm135 7
Low blow by your gf
dansco 25
Wrong hole! Lol
perdix 31
It's probably a lack of size AND stiffness. A condition known as . . . Microsoft.
hibrid 0
Apple sucks