Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML
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Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML
Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML
Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
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Top comments
idontknowyou123 0
y u no big enough
Nosrebor 8
Oh wow... Time to try again ;)
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Comments (423)
fuzz97 23
Maybe she just has a very tough hymen.
Qu1ks1lv3r 3
Possibly, some girls actually have to have their hymen's surgically popped
bannedforlife 0
Needle dick. FHL.
lemon_phat 11
Saggy ****.
OfficeNinja 5
try again. but aim for the right hole next time.
JayAyyEmm 0
Not man enough. Lmao
Lancerman7449 0
...says the kid with the gayest smile I've ever seen.
oA_Fiasco 8
better luck next time
albertaboy 7
Tiny penis??
lemon_phat 11
Wizard's sleeve?
smirnoff1695 0
It's the little things in life;)
mserrato 8
You must have a tiny chode
lemon_phat 11
She obviously just has a giant ******..... Always the mans fault.
JadedJarOfHearts 3
When you get knocked down....whatever. Go knock her up again.
liamcumby 4
Are you asian?