Today, after eating out with my boyfriend, we went for a drive, but ended up getting into an argument. I reached back to grab my bag and storm out of the car. He thought I was trying to take the restaurant's doggy bag and lunged at me. My boyfriend would rather save chicken than our relationship. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
Today, I stormed out of a restaurant after an argument with my boyfriend to make a dramatic exit. Instead of the front door, I marched into what turned out to be the kitchen. The entire restaurant heard me swear and then quietly shuffle back out. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were fighting in the car, I paused to take a bite of my burrito. Just at that moment, he slammed on the brakes, causing me to deepthroat my burrito. I threw up all over myself. He won the argument. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me home to have dinner with his parents. I couldn’t eat a single bite after watching his mom let her three dogs taste all the food off her hands, while she also licked her own fingers while cooking. Later on, he dumped me for being rude and “too high maintenance." FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
Today, I went out to lunch with my girlfriend. I asked if she was going to finish her meal, hoping to steal a bite or two. She somehow took this as me calling her fat, threw her drink at me, and stormed off. I just wanted some steak. FML
Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML
Today, my husband and I went out to dinner. I caught him writing down his number for the waitress. When I confronted him, his response was, "What? I'm not allowed to have friends?" and threw a fit over my "irrational paranoia." I had to walk home in the cold, because he kicked me out of the car mid-argument. FML
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Igshmia 0
Soooo.. he likes ****?
JiggaJayZ 16
Food > girlfriend
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Comments (184)
Ugi 27
Were you arguing because he left the ring at the jeweler's shop? If so, he sounds like a nice enough guy!
InYourAtmosphere 0
Hey. He paid for it.
DjeePee 25
How do you know for certain?
InYourAtmosphere 0
It's just usually the proper thing to do.
ladyreal420 3
lesson learned men respect your women and maybe Youll be eating better food then that chicken..............or maybe even get a good dinner and some good pussy
neongurl98 10
Step 1: He lunged at you, therefore you have the right to kick his ass. Step 2: After you foot is securely up his ass, take the chicken and walk away happily eating it. (SARCASM IMPLIED :D)
explodingmuffint 0
would be hard to walk with your foot up a dudes ass..
Nevitt 9
are you a feminist?
kittennn 0
agreed.
agsilver 14
how about: "he would rather save chicken than face, Which I beat with my purse"
bellakaykid 6
That doesn't make any sense, so no.
crystalnight 19
I think they mean "face" as in reputation. But it's still an awkward sentence. lol
Nyolia 11
Did he actually attack you?
Countrygirl5 8
break up with him
RiverRayne 9
If op is that melodramatic that they have to pull the 'I am going to throw a hissy fit and walk the rest of the way home to make you feel like crap' move, then personally, op deserved it. And thats from a female POV.
Punkpoptart1119 20
#46: When I'm mad, I'd rather be by myself..its not having a hissy fit, its getting some air so you don't say anything you regret. And she deserved to almost get attacked because of it? Wow. You are heartless.
RiverRayne 9
Heartless... Probably. But at least I don't throw temper tantrums.
potondoor 0
let it go you are only boyfriend and girlfriend, not a real relationship
monnanon 14
what planet are you from? or are you from the "Not married so it aint a serious relationship" brigade
stoptrying 9
There are people who are boyfriend and girlfriend for upwards of 10+ years simply because they don't believe in marriage or because of the complications of it. I'd suggest you quit being so ignorant but I don't believe you're capable of it.
Kate1453 6
you should have taken the chicken!! :)