Today, I had a threesome with my ex and his female friend. He went down on her almost immediately, which he never did in the 14 months that we dated. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, an ex of mine told me she wanted a threesome. This was great until I realised I wasn't included. FML
Today, I learned my most recent ex-girlfriend is dating my previous ex-girlfriend who also broke my heart back then. I also learned that they both sometimes have threesomes with a man. I wanted to experiment by adding another woman when I was with each of them, but they always said no. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome. With his girlfriend. FML
Today, I finally got pulled into a threesome with the girl I've loved for years and another friend. She led the interaction with, "You only get to touch her" then, "I just wish [her ex] was here" and finished with, "OK, it's weird with you here, you can just go." FML
Today, my ex texted me after more than a year of no communication. He wanted to know if I was interested in having a threesome with him and his current fiancée. FML
Today, my slutty ex, whom I'd dumped because she cheated on me, cheated on her new boyfriend as well. With me. FML
Today, I had awesome sex with my ex. Again. I broke up with her a few weeks ago as she admittedly hadn't been attracted to me anymore in a long time. Now she says that after we broke up she doesn't feel any pressure anymore, and can enjoy sex with me again like she did before she moved in with me. FML
Today, I had a threesome with two girls. We'd hashed everything out and decided it would just be a one time thing, no attachments. It was great, but afterwards they both got mad at me for not trying to date one of them, and then accused me of wanting the other friend more. FML
Today, I had my first threesome. It was me, my wonderful girlfriend, and her shithead cat after he decided my balls were a bag of catnip and just had to play with. Things ended pretty fast. FML
Today, my ex started dating the girl he kept telling me not to worry about. We broke up three hours ago. FML
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RichardPencil 32
It's all about keeping score, isn't it? While the idea of threesomes sounds hot, I've heard from people who actually had them say it's just a bunch of jealousy-fueled ragefests and petty sleights.
1known 34
Did you ask him?
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1known 34
Did you ask him?
RichardPencil 32
It's all about keeping score, isn't it? While the idea of threesomes sounds hot, I've heard from people who actually had them say it's just a bunch of jealousy-fueled ragefests and petty sleights.
Marcella1016 32
Is it really sleights?? I thought it was slights. Unless you’re talking about sleight of hand. And it depends on who the threesome is with. Shit like that can happen with people in relationships, or really it can just be a few people having a good time.
RichardPencil 32
You are right. Sleight means deceitful craftiness, but one connotation of slight is a humiliating insult. In the context of threesomes, both words can cum into play.
JackWood 21
Old dogs can learn new tricks.
mattiagardin 15
Maybe you don't wash yourself enough
Gina Marie Lombardi 15
Sorry that crap (threesome) is just nasty. You deserved it
JackWood 21
He's your ex for a reason. Next time take control and sit on his face. js