Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was shopping for rings with my fiancée. We spent over two hours selecting the perfect ring and diamond to match. When filling out the paperwork I discovered I left my wallet at home. She had to pay the 20% down payment for the ring. FML
Today, I proposed to the love of my life by having the waitress place the ring in her dessert. She ate the whole thing and didn't find the ring. I guess the waitress stole the ring. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, in preparation for proposing to my girlfriend, I borrowed one of her rings so I could discreetly get her ring size. Not only have I now lost the ring, which turns out to be a keepsake from her dead grandmother, I still don't know her ring size. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML
Today, I spent nearly an hour helping a customer pick out an engagement ring. I rang him up, picked out a super cute box for the ring, and wished him luck. Later I realized I never put the ring inside the box. FML
Today, I went to see a hockey game. The announcer asked if anybody found a ring in the stands, because a girl lost hers. While he talked about it, I realised that I forgot mine in my pocket, so I took MY ring and put it on my finger. A guy saw me and thought I stole the lost one. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding the ring in the sock drawer. When I went to retrieve it, the ring was gone and in its place was a sticky note that said "NO." FML
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Top comments
saIty 17
Quickly buy a ring pop to give her temporarily.
ColtsDoug18 0
Quick! Grab an onion ring!
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Comments (104)
jadengtfo 0
oops :/ play it out somehow?
dolphincheddar 10
awkward turtle
honeysuckel 0
this would make a funny Twix commercial! :D
krazy_glu3 0
jump up and say 'GOTCHA!'. play it off and try again later haha
ilikeapplejuice 7
Or one of those State Farm commercials
enonymous 9
( gets on one knee ) Baby I've been waiting a long time to ask you this. Will you... pass the egg rolls.
JoeTheMan12 0
Op- I got something to ask you? Girlfriend- what is it Op-(gets on his knees) will you marry me! Girlfriend- there is no ring inside the box...? Op- ( plays along) there is, you just got to believe it Girlfriend- oh... ok then YES!
zekecastro 0
if it's a restaurant, get her an onion ring(:
PrimeStarscream 30
Roflmao
PVVND 6
thats going to be kinds hard
Po1ntBlank 0
today my boyfriend proposed to me. he forgot the ring so he tried to grab an onion ring. FML
atthegates 0
you need to do a self checklist before something as big as a proposal. try this, ring...check, girlfriend...check. now youre done. YDI
Crea8urWorld 5
April Fools in July!
genesisnirvana 11
He should have had a v8
firefail1031 0
need a moment?.... grab a twix
Jammy01jams 2
April Foo- aww **** its July. My face goddamnit!
lolololer 8
like a good neighbor state farm is there!.... with the ring :)
smellymellyy 7
annoying little raywilliamjohnson fanboy. get out his arse already
smartypants96 3
haha it will b a great story to tell the kids!
TheChampagneBoi 5
and the grandkids
iPoopMusic 0
Unless she said no.
reallytho3 11
or she kicks him in the nuts...
saIty 17
Quickly buy a ring pop to give her temporarily.
lolasains 7
Next time try to think it through
CADMAN82 1
his mind was most likely racing from nervousness and excitement.
natalieeeeee 0
that sucks ass. I'm sure your girlfriend will understand. just do something extra nice for her.
MrFlintstone 5
hey a story to tell the grandkids
airforce987 20
tell her that you couldn't decide what to pick, so she can get whatever she wants. then secretly return the real ring at the store.
SadinSherman 16
That's very clever
MerrikBarbarian 9
most stores have a no return policy on engagement and wedding rings, just as an FYI.
Ugi 27
I had mine on sale-or-return when I proposed. Thankfully it didn't need returning. The shop gave the impression that it was normal to accept return of engagement rings.
TheMasticater 9
propose with some bread?
IndigoFuckYou 9
Fancy ring-shaped bread?
bellakaykid 6
11- Yes! A bagel. Propose with a bagel!
humorizer 14
Speaking of "dry" runs... he's probably going to have those for a while now.
ImaSexualTiger 6
No no no you guys have it all wrong, he should use a krispy kreme
ColtsDoug18 0
Quick! Grab an onion ring!