Today, after eating out with my boyfriend, we went for a drive, but ended up getting into an argument. I reached back to grab my bag and storm out of the car. He thought I was trying to take the restaurant's doggy bag and lunged at me. My boyfriend would rather save chicken than our relationship. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
Today, I stormed out of a restaurant after an argument with my boyfriend to make a dramatic exit. Instead of the front door, I marched into what turned out to be the kitchen. The entire restaurant heard me swear and then quietly shuffle back out. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were fighting in the car, I paused to take a bite of my burrito. Just at that moment, he slammed on the brakes, causing me to deepthroat my burrito. I threw up all over myself. He won the argument. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me home to have dinner with his parents. I couldn’t eat a single bite after watching his mom let her three dogs taste all the food off her hands, while she also licked her own fingers while cooking. Later on, he dumped me for being rude and “too high maintenance." FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
Today, I went out to lunch with my girlfriend. I asked if she was going to finish her meal, hoping to steal a bite or two. She somehow took this as me calling her fat, threw her drink at me, and stormed off. I just wanted some steak. FML
Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML
Today, my husband and I went out to dinner. I caught him writing down his number for the waitress. When I confronted him, his response was, "What? I'm not allowed to have friends?" and threw a fit over my "irrational paranoia." I had to walk home in the cold, because he kicked me out of the car mid-argument. FML
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Igshmia 0
Soooo.. he likes ****?
JiggaJayZ 16
Food > girlfriend
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Punkpoptart1119 20
What a dick..especially for lunging at you..I hope you took the chicken and dumped that douche!!
ungawd 3
Or they could talk rationally and work it out. Your solution is exactly what a drama queen would do.
Punkpoptart1119 20
Yeah..taking chicken and dumping a guy for going to attack you is acting like such a drama queen. Yeah..they could talk it out, but I wouldn't want to after he went to attack me. If he snaps over chicken, what else is he capable of?
Punkpoptart1119 20
#27: Umm..I've always known restaurants to have doggy bags..some people just call them boxes or take home bags..but yeah..restaurants have had them for a while..
AmethystRain 20
You deserve it for being a stuck-up bitch and throwing a tantrum like a child. It takes two to argue. Try talking rationally next time instead of storming off. If I was him and had a whiny, high-maintenance baby for a girlfriend, I'd pick the takeout food too.
Yarrachel 16
71, You said yourself it takes two to argue. So why is it all the girlfriend's responsibility? We don't know who started the argument or what it was about, but we do know the boyfriend massively overreacted.
AmethystRain 20
It doesn't even matter who started it. She chose to "take her ball and go home" instead of talking things out, then comes here to say how mean and inappropriate he acted. As a woman, it annoys me when I see others use the "tantrum" method to make people feel sorry for them.
Yarrachel 16
Sometimes it's better to "take your ball and go home" and discuss things later when you have calmed down. Her response may not have been the best one, but it is better than sticking around and saying things you may regret later. All I'm saying is that we cannot assume that this is all her fault and that she was the only one acting unreasonably. Based on the boyfriend lunging at her when he thought she was trying to take the food, it seems likely that he was acting unreasonably too. Neither of them were likely in the right frame of mind to discuss anything rationally.
AmethystRain 20
Fair enough. :)
aturcios1 7
what does op mean?
ungawd 3
Oh your one of those girls with the high drama drive. He probably realized your not worth his time and would rather spend his time eating the chicken. Drama=fail Guys don't like drama. Leave the mind games and drama for your girlfriends.
kaylapple 1
maybe he didnt have enough at the resturant.
eatmorewaffles 9
I can't believe he would consider the chicken more important than the relationship. That's horrible. If it was beef, on the other hand, I would understand and tell you he was completely justified.
Yarrachel 16
Is your boyfriend named Leeroy Jenkins?
Yarrachel 16
71, You said yourself it takes two to argue. So why is it all the girlfriend's responsibility? We don't know who started the argument or what it was about, but we do know the boyfriend massively overreacted.
AmethystRain 20
Answered you up above :P
chuckychan 8
oh and chicken doesnt get mad when you share with your friends
chocolatechocha 8
hmmm "lunged" at u in a car.. his name wouldn't happen to be chris brown would it?