Today, I found my dogs freezing outside. My neighbor was supposed to watch them while I was away, and on my way home I called to let her know she should let them have a quick walk. She thought I'd be home soon enough that she wouldn't have to let them back in. It was minus 10°C out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my dog got out and ran off at 8 p.m., so I had 11 friends and family looking in the freezing cold night for it until 11:30 p.m. Turns out, the dog was locked in the garage the whole time. FML
Bad boy
Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML
Today, I went jogging. It was cold but I dressed lightly because I overheat when I exercise. Unfortunately, I locked myself out. My wife returned four hours later to find me spooning our dog in the doghouse to keep from freezing to death. FML
Today, I went to check if my neighbours were home to return their dog, having looked after her for a few days. I looked in the window and the place was empty. They'd moved house and stuck us with their dog. FML
Today, while housesitting my neighbor's dogs the phone rang. I answered it and a voice said, "Stop checking your Facebook and take care of my dogs. They look like they need to go out." FML
Today, I woke up on the coldest morning of the year to discover that the gas fireplace has run out of propane, and there is no water because the pipes are frozen. While trying to locate the frozen pipe, I forgot to let the dog out, and she peed on the carpet. FML
Heavy load
Today, I thought it would be nice to take my obese dog for a walk, since she hasn't had one in a long time. She was doing great, until we were about a mile from our house. She plopped down on the ground and wouldn't move. Nobody was home so I had to carry her all the way back to our house. FML
Karma
Today, I let my dogs out, and then realized they didn't have their electric fence collars on. I ran inside to get the collars, then dashed out to put them on my dogs. I ran through the electric fence. The collars were on. FML
Today, I took mine and my sister's dog for a walk in the park near my house. The dog managed to find a large piece of rotting, frozen meat buried in the snow and tried to eat it. I had to pry it from his mouth and can't get the smell out of my gloves and coat. FML
Loitering
Today, I forgot my keys when going out. Now I have to wait at the door for my family, standing in the cold for half an hour. My phone is dying, and neighbors keep giving me pitying looks. It's so awkward. FML
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Yarrachel 16
Wow, what a stupid and lazy neighbor!
catkat1988 17
Maybe you should find another dog-sitter next time...
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Yarrachel 16
Wow, what a stupid and lazy neighbor!
theslimshadylp 6
Agreed, they are stupid. Dogs can feel cold too just like the rest of us.
kxxjoejoexxk 8
Always IQ test your animal watcher
cartooncharacter 9
^good advice
Catkam623 27
Very good someone needs to standardize that
Sputnikspak 13
I'm pretty particular about petsitters (being that I am one, myself). I have a neighbour whose dog I look after that I can easily trust with the cat, but if the dog is going to be alone for longer than ten hours, he gets dropped off with my partner's parents (as they have a dog he's buddies with and a fenced-in yard, he has a grand time there). I'd never leave my dog at a kennel - used to work at one, it was miserable, and there are very few (even 'elite' kennels) that give your dog the kind of attention they need. And cats at a kennel? They stay in a cage barely large enough to walk in a circle in - enough room for a tiny litter box, food and water dish, and the cat in a cold metal cage, usually hissing and/or meowing at being surrounded by other cats. There are plenty of GOOD home-based petsitters who either come to you (if you have a cat or a dog that isn't that friendly with other dogs) or whose house you can drop your dog off at. I also have a few friends who could look after my dog in a pinch - and my parents, if they're around. I charge around $40/night if I'm sleeping over, which I usually do for dogs, otherwise it's $10-$20/visit depending on distance from me - most cat people have me visit once a day - and I'll do things like bring in the mail and water the plants, move curtains around and change what lights are on so it looks like there's activity. I have one client with three cats and a mansion who prefers me to stay there, gives me free access to their wine cellar (they make their own), and of course, they have a jacuzzi. I don't mind being paid to stay there. :P
lewk908 13
at least it wasn't -10 degrees F
WaywardDaughter 26
Wow. Someone has a case of TMI!
LSS_fml 18
Thanks for the life story, 59....
Sputnikspak 13
I'm sorry, did someone force you to read it?
Sir_Loin257 4
No did someone force you to write it? Because we would have been much better off if you hadn't
trivel64 16
Why post something if you're going to get all whiny and defensive when people read it?
amayasoma 19
81 - I'm sorry to inform you but this is FML, not MLS (my life story).
Sputnikspak 13
I wasn't aware I was posting my life story - and I'd hardly call that 'getting whiny'. I was posting some basic information based on my personal experience as a petsitter, what prices to expect, and my personal experience with kennels. Maybe a sentence or two added for flavour. Wasn't aware that everything posted here had to be short and to the point. Then again, I'm being increasingly shown that some people on here can't read more than a single paragraph without freaking out that someone is telling their 'life story'. No one forces anyone to read what is posted - and no one forces them to post comments bitching about how long it is - even though that probably took longer than it did to read the comment. In other words, if you don't want to read it, you don't have to - and if you don't like it, you're probably not my intended audience. I posted information I figured would be helpful to the OP and other people looking for petsitters (being that the thread was headed in that particular direction). Apparently that warrants melodramatic comments and lynching via 'thumbs down'. C'est la vie. I apologize if I wasn't 'witty' enough for your tender sensibilities. Shall I bring out the smelling salts?
ajeyness 10
It's not really that you forced us to read it, it's just that 1st you totally thread jacked and 2nd it's fml. The point of comments is to comment on the actual story or something somewhat related. How much pet sitters cost and how kennels are is not related nor did anyone really ask about it.
Sputnikspak 13
The second, third, and fourth comments tell me otherwise, being that they mentioned an IQ test for petsitters and 'someone should standardize that'. The thread didn't get 'jacked' until people started whinging about it like a bunch of butthurt children.
royalsgrl 14
Well if you read they clearly said the neighbour thought they would be home sooner than they were. It sounds to me as an unfortunate misunderstanding. Glad your dogs are ok!
lexa1love 16
I agree that it was probably a misunderstanding. But, why would anyone just leave them out without being sure? I'm sure the dogs went out and did their business in a few minutes due to the cold. The neighbor could have easily just put them back inside and if he wanted the dogs out he could let them out again.
redfox452 11
Dumb neighbour
asianswag 6
I believe this is cause for animal neglect and you should definitely press charges
Michael_92 20
I don't know if I would take it that far, but you can be damned sure she would never watch my animals again.
catkat1988 17
Maybe you should find another dog-sitter next time...
YoonAIsMee 5
You don't say?
Olivxr 5
A new year, same old shitty neighbours
EsotericBrent 29
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Welshite 40
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Never take any favor for granted, especially when it comes to a part of your family. However, your neighbor should have had a bit more common sense than that.
gc327072 31
Especially if it's 10c outside! Not sure what that is in Fahrenheit, but doesn't sound very pleasant.
Sputnikspak 13
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Minus ten is well below freezing. Celsius and Fahrenheit, even out at about -30, but minus ten is pretty damn cold. My dog would be happy outside for about half an hour in that weather (unless he was wearing his dog boots - his feet are what freeze up, he's a border collie mix so he's plenty wooly).
Vashen 5
-10C is 14 F
Sir_Loin257 4
53- 0*C is freezing
Sir_Loin257 4
My bad I meant to say 88 not 53
Sputnikspak 13
I would have been pretty confused if you'd meant me, I'm Canadian, so I know my Celsius pretty well. :P I spent a lot of summers in the U.S. (my Dad was born in Ohio) so I can kind of ballpark Fahrenheit, but I'm better at summer temperatures than winter. 100 degrees is effing hot, 90 degrees is obnoxiously hot, 80 degrees is tolerable, but my ideal temperature is around 75. ;)
sens3sfailing 25
Just to clear it up, it was 263 kelvin. Now everybody knows just how cold it was right?
lmaouloser 5
It's about 8 F
bischkeboy 3
(Temperature in Celsius) x 1.8 + 32 That's the formula to convert from Celsius to Fahrenheit. However, being Canadian, I don't find -10 to be that cold. That's actually not too bad for a winter day. If they said -35 with a windchill, if feel a lot worse.
nature_girl_08 14
regardless of whether it's -10 C or F, it's STILL below freezing on either scale. it may not bother PEOPLE, but we're able to bundle up, have protection on our feet and hands, etc. the dogs only had their fur coats, and their paw pads were completely exposed to the weather. the dogs SHOULD have been let out to go to the bathroom then immediately back in, regardless of how long the neighbor thought OP would be home.
weveevee 3
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Well, at least there is more than one so they could huddle up and survive.
commonlogicz42 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
It's -10 Celsius... Your dogs will survive. Anyone who thinks that's seriously cold is a pussy.
Sputnikspak 13
It's cold enough to get frostbite, especially if the ground is frozen and their bare paws are touching it. I live in Canada and work with animal rescues. Plenty of animals loses parts of their ears/tails/paws because of freezing. Anything below zero is enough - but the lower you go, the less time you can spend outside without risking injury from the cold.
happle 21
68- Like you're never cold. Living in the ******* North Pole wouldn't make you used -10 C weather.
SammyS2012 21
So only cats will think it's cold? Guess it's a good thing that they have a dog that was in the cold then
Michael_92 20
-68 Are you serious? I live up here in northern Michigan so we get snow quite frequently. We have 3 dogs all of them of the chiwawa breed and the smallest of them comes back in cold every time. Think of it this was how would you like it if I threw you out in that kinda weather for some time. No coat, no heat. Let's see how you like it.
Sputnikspak 13
Chihuahuas (and all small-breed dogs) are really susceptible to the cold - especially if they have short hair, but honestly, just like humans, the extremities are at the worst risk. If a human gets frostbite? It's usually nose, ears, fingers, toes - same for dogs. Chihuahuas, Yorkshire Terriers, and other small delicate dogs aren't well equipped to bounce around in the snow for hours. Neither are greyhounds - they FREEZE and shiver. My neighbour has two, she has to put really warm fleece sweaters on them before they'll go outside as soon as it hits freezing. Dog boots are pretty expensive and fit REALLY poorly, especially on tiny dogs - I just use some baby socks held on with hockey tape, I used to do that for some of the rescue dogs. They walk funny at first (and it's priceless), but it gives them a few more minutes before their feet get freezing. Then you just dry them and reuse. My parents bought their sheltie a pair of boots that cost almost $30, and they fell off constantly, poor thing always had cold, sensitive feet. The baby socks/tape solution is, at least, really inexpensive. And if you're going to be out with the dogs in the snow for a long time, cutting the top off of a rubber balloon and sticking it over the sock before taping it helps keep it from getting wet. If for nothing else, the socks help keep salt/ice melting products from causing the pads of their feet to crack and become painful. If they're in a yard, this is less of an issue, but for city-dwellers, preventing cracks means preventing potential infection and expensive vet bills. :)
FUDGE99 5
Thumbs up for length.
Sputnikspak 13
Written in less than five minutes on an iPhone, too. (Some people here seem awfully nitpitcky about comment length, but why does a discussion have to be limited to a paragraph?)
lexa1love 16
Thank you Sputnik! I have two maltese dogs. Neither of them can take the cold very well. I always go outside with my dogs and I figure if I'm cold in my jacket and boots they are about freezing, and that it's time to come in. You are very knowledgable about the animals you help care for and it makes me extremely happy to see people going through the effort to protect animals when I'm at the shelters visiting and walking dogs.
ICastillo 25
She is cold as ice.
besosforme 26
And willing to sacrifice, Your love. She never takes advice...
OhzTP 7
Yeah who would give a dog the cold shoulder like that it act-chilly makes me sick.
LaLince 40
Did you exactly tell your neighbor when you'll arrive home?
happle 21
It doesn't matter. You don't ever leave an animal alone, outside in below freezing weather that can't take care of itself or let itself in the house.
GlitterValentina 12
Hope your dogs are OK!
cat1230 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Although I believe in taking care of pets, 10c is only 50 degrees. That's not cold for dogs.
bananagrams 9
-10
LouRockshell 0
It was minus 10c or minus 50f, which is pretty cold for humans and dogs
LuckBeNimble 19
I believe the FML says -10 C, which is 14 degrees Fahrenheit. and this may just be an opinion as I'm used to warm weather, but that's colder than a witches teat. D:
zitro6 3
OP said it was NEGATIVE 10C. That is 14 degrees F
zitro6 3
-10C is not -50F
cat1230 4
I stand corrected. I read the FML wrong. Poor dogs :(
tj4234 36
no one said it was...
BookWorm13 3
For where I live -10c is not very cold but it may also depend on what you're used to and how much wind there was that day because that could make things seem a lot colder
grafeety 9
None of you would survive in Canada if -10 is cold for you.
Shrike 24
The US has the sue-happy asshole stereotype, and Canada has the "oh you don't know cold, you *******" one. Nice job reinforcing the stereotype, #55.
Shrike 24
So in terms of stereotypes, the US has the sue-happy assholes, and Canada has the "you ******* don't know cold" rimjobs. Nice job reinforcing the stereotype, #55, though I wouldn't expect anything more from a douchebag who calls himself awesome on his own profile.
naya_bingi 11
Just cause its cold doesn't mean they can't survive. I'm from Puerto Rico and anything below 70 is cold to me. My tropical ass still went to Alaska and I survived.
NyteWolf 7
Agreed
Sputnikspak 13
I'm from Canada (lived here my whole life) and I think -10C is pretty damn cold. Not as cold as -40C, but I wouldn't want to be out without a tuque and gloves. But it's especially cold for a dog walking about with bare feet on the ice. I can handle the cold, but being properly dressed is key - and depending on the size of dog, -10C could easily cause frostbite on a dog's paws or ears, depending on how much time was spent outdoors.
btcrusin 11
Your an idiot
grafeety 9
Haha yes I am a douche bag; I have nothing to hide. However my comment was not one of douchebaggery (made up words make me more of a douche bag, right?) my comment pertained to the fact that the stereotype I actually referenced in my comment is one of ridiculousness. Just like nearly everything, temperature is relative to what you're used to. If you don't find my comment amusing there's a button for that, I see no reason to rip into each other pointlessly. Sincerely, An amused but never surprised by people's ignorance, Canadian.
grafeety 9
86 not sure who that comment is aimed at but no not your, the correct term is you're. Quality first comment.
tybird 6
Here's an idea how bout she uses Fahrenheit so no confusion
Sputnikspak 13
Because only Americans use Fahrenheit, and it takes about four seconds to google a conversion? I suppose the metric system is a no-no in your books as well?
Korosuhito 26
Don't look now #128 but your ignorance is showing.
Lucia_Malpense 14
It doesn't matter whether you think that -10C is cold or not. (though, I don't.) The point is, OP thinks it's cold, which means that his/her dogs aren't used to it and might get sick or hurt.
kingkiler 3
Yea go canada
RocketNinjaFish 12
Where I live it's been going between 30 and 40 degrees Celsius all week. So where I am -10 Celsius would kill us. It really depends on what you are used to.