Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML
Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform oral sex on me for the first time. Naked, we finally decided to try to have sex. We discovered the act is much harder than it may seem. We're both still virgins. FML
Today, after trying to convince my girlfriend to have sex for almost 16 months, she finally said yes. I couldn't get it up the second she said it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have sex for the first time. Not only did he struggle for five minutes to put on a condom (repeatedly snapping himself in the balls), but he then had to ask me "which hole" to put it in. I'm dating a thirty-four year old virgin. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He tried to put it in unerected. He was serious. FML
Today, I was ready to have sex with my new boyfriend. Turns out he's a 30 year-old virgin who doesn't know shit. He couldn't find my vagina and was just humping my crotch, then when he finally got it in it was 5 pumps, a squirt and done. He thinks he did a good job. Now I have to teach him how to do it properly. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
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redmnky21 8
wow... how old are you... sounds like your way to young for sex
mookie24 2
How old is this guy? You shouldn't have to persuade anybody to have sex
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Comments (290)
twisted_cherub 14
Has anyone thought maybe he just got overly nervous on his first time? OP, you pushed your boyfriend into something and probably weren't the most patient person when it came to his first time. Maybe if you had enough experience to help turn him on and know not to put so much pressure on him to perform, well, maybe he wouldn't have freaked out & got a total mental block. The guys here keep saying they're always ready, but every guy I know has had trouble getting it up/keeping it up/getting finished at least once (even in the younger years) due to nerves, stress, anxiety, alcohol, inexperience, etc. You need to be patient with him and wait until you're both ready.
iveanne 0
Op - I feel like I'm stating the obvious but if he doesn't want to have sex with you (that is if you're both old enough) and he doesn't get hard when about to engage in sex with you, then he likely is not attracted to women and may be gay. Or it's quite possible that he's just not attracted to either gender. Some people simply have no interest in sex.
Dnigz13 4
Maybe that's why he didn't wanna have sex for so long cause maybe he can't get hard? And how old are you that your ****** needs to be lubed?!
liv2laugh721 0
You hav to persuade him!? there is something wrong with him...
good41thing198 7
He's gay or you are really fat and/or ugly.
E33smegg 0
isnt he supposed to coaxing u not u him
BeastLeeAdams 0
Every teenage guy is a sex hound, that's a fact.
ass_gasket 0
Wanna go out sometime?
GOD4GIVEIDONT 0
Let me help u out
murdersquirrel 15
Okay. My first boyfriend and I tried to have sex and failed. I was 14, he was 15 or 16. He was a horny guy and very much wanted sex. However, he was also religious and at that time a big part of him wanted to wait until marriage. So, it didn't happen because his religious self beat his horny self which was ok. He is now married to someone else with a child. Not gay. Both glad we didn't do it. We were too young. So no, teenage boy does not always = sex with everything at the drop of a hat. Morals (religious or otherwise)sometimes intervene. You know, the whole "right and wrong, I'm not comfortable with this" thing. The voice in your head (not the one in your pants) that says "bad idea." Instead of letting it be okay that her boyfriend didn't want to have sex yet, OP 'coaxed' him to do it, and he floundered under the pressure. She then posted about it on the Internet. All around pretty trashy. I'm siding with the guy here. He should cut her loose, this sounds like the makings of a toxic relationship.