Today, after a few of my friends decided to drink last night, and my best friend ended up getting very drunk and confessing to my boyfriend that she loves him, her brother came over and gave me a lecture about responsibilities. I don't know what's worse, the lecture or the fact that her brother is my boyfriend. FML
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Today, my friend got drunk with me and texted my boyfriend, saying she was in love with him and missed him. Her brother came to my house since she got caught drunk and gave a “lecture” on responsibility. I don't know what’s worse, the lecture or the fact that he’s my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to taste some wine with some friends. I drank a little too much and referred to him as my brother to a random guy. Let’s just say I put a strain on my relationship. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of three years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML
Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
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Chazzster 32
Ugh, what part of the Deep South or Appalachia do you live in? (And by the way I live in an area that is technically both.) So if I understand correctly, your boyfriend’s sister has the hots for her brother. And she was drunk enough to say this in public! Neither you nor, I assume (?) her brother / your boyfriend are at blame for this. Hopefully brother and sister are no longer both living at home… On the other hand, if your boyfriend / her brother is into his sister in that way, then you should probably walk away.
RichardPencil 32
What's the matter? Siblings should love each other. If "love" is code for "*******," then that's a hole 'nother story!
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Chazzster 32
Ugh, what part of the Deep South or Appalachia do you live in? (And by the way I live in an area that is technically both.) So if I understand correctly, your boyfriend’s sister has the hots for her brother. And she was drunk enough to say this in public! Neither you nor, I assume (?) her brother / your boyfriend are at blame for this. Hopefully brother and sister are no longer both living at home… On the other hand, if your boyfriend / her brother is into his sister in that way, then you should probably walk away.
JackWood 21
Since you got the lecture I'm assuming that she got the D
J_Free_Woods 29
I am so sorry that your life sounds like a really bad rerun of the Jerry Springer show.
RichardPencil 32
What's the matter? Siblings should love each other. If "love" is code for "*******," then that's a hole 'nother story!
Marcella1016 32
*a hole nether story?
1known 34
Responsabilities? What did he tell you ???
HeartlessAngel00 2
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