Today, after 3 nights of insomnia, I was finally able to doze off. My boyfriend woke me up just to ask which soda in the fridge was mine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML
Today, after a week of insomnia, I finally managed to fall asleep. Thirty minutes later, my friends decided to bang on my door, yelling at me to wake up and party with them. I'm now wide awake and hallucinating from lack of sleep. FML
Today, after having hardly any sleep the whole weekend, I was woken up at 3:30 am by the sound of running water. I opened my eyes to find my fiancé peeing in my favorite water bottle. FML
Today, I woke myself up by farting in my sleep, only to realize that the guy I'd brought home from the bar was still next to me. He was awake. FML
Today, my wife helped herself to an energy drink at 7pm, because she "felt tired", and yelled at me when I told her not to. All night, all I heard was, "Babe, I can't sleep. I'm restless. Talk to me. Babe, you're sleeping and I feel lonely. Hey babe what are you thinking about? What's going through your head?" FML
Today, after struggling to fall asleep due to stress, my cat decided to wake me up by standing on me and meowing until I got up. Just for me to show him that my boyfriend had already put food in his dish. FML
Today, I was woken up at 4 in the morning by my boyfriend farting on my leg and giggling in his sleep. For the third time. FML
Today, after weeks of being up nights to hand feed nine puppies, I, an insomniac, finally got to sleep during the day, which isn't easy for me, only to be woken by my partner asking me a stupid question that was unimportant, then made to feel like a jerk for being angry. I'm now stuck awake, pissed. FML
Today, it's 2am. I've been trying to get to sleep for the past two hours next to my snoring boyfriend. Every time I nudge him to shut him up, his body tenses, he farts, then goes straight back to snoring. FML
Today, after struggling for hours to fall asleep with my husband's rather rattling snoring, I finally managed to drop off… only to be rudely awakened an hour later by my husband elbowing me in the face in his sleep. FML
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trqskq 14
Tell him it's the one you're going to pour over his head.
nickownes1 3
Yeah my girlfriend has insomnia. I can tell its a really hard thing to deal with. Just hang in there, and maybe ask your boyfriend to not wake you up.
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Comments (51)
patrick29 1
Have sex. That should get u tired ;)
japtap81 16
Does it really matter? U would have only slept a half hour anyway! Try being awake 24/7 for weeks!!! Next time ASK him if he needs anything before u try to sleep then he won't wake u up. Until uve gone a whole month of no sleep not even for 5 minutes, quit bitching and think up any reason he'd wake u. Men are like children u have to make sure everything is done and perfect
Hockeyboy4280 18
This has to be one of the stupidest comments I've ever read. No wonder you're lonely and single.
Mearemoi 14
Dude, if you stay awake for a month without sleep, it's REALLY unhealthy. There's a chance you may die. Why should she care about someone else when she needs to take care of herself first? Get your priorities straight, fucktard. Before insulting the male population and people with insomnia, please go reflect your stupidity and shut the **** up.
SuperPandaSwagg 10
People are so inconsiderate sometimes. :/
peachezthelette 22
I do love my boyfriend. We have a one and a half year old together. He asked which soda was mine because "he didn't want my germs"
ohSNAPyall 27
"My soda is 7 Nights Up."
ohSNAPyall 27
"Mountain -- Dew you really have to wake me up about soda flavors?"
KiddNYC1O 22
You tried...
MrsAlexander83 10
Try some melatonin. It's all natural and our body makes it naturally but maybe you need extra. I don't sleep well either and this has drastically helped.
kevinophamaa 4
I dont blame Him... Im sure if i drank my gf's soda while she was sleeping from that shed yell at me .. Good luck!
e30scott 0
How has nobody recommended taking it easy on the soda? That'll help you sleep.
Metallica36176 16
Wow would you look at that? It seems you're too tired for sex now, huh?
peachezthelette 22
67 - No, I wouldnt have yelled. I wouldn't even have cared. He just "didn't want my germs". I later found on he was joking though. He thought it was funny to wake me up.