Today, I found a piece of erotic fiction on my brother's computer. It involved two lesbian teenagers, who just so happened to have the same names and physical descriptions as my sister and me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML
Today, my brother's recent creepy behavior suddenly made sense when I found "How to seduce your sister?" in his browser search history. FML
Today, I was doing a local search at SexSearch.com and I found my sister's profile. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I found a lookalike of my soon-to-be sister-in-law. She's attractive, so I enjoyed watching her getting it on by herself. Needless to say I did not finish as I saw another "lookalike" entering the room. I have now seen my brother's erect penis. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex with the girl from next door, whom I’ve been in love with for years, but alas she isn’t a lesbian. She’s entitled to date whoever she likes, but my brother knows how I feel about her and seduced her anyway in our shared flat, which was a real douche move. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
Today, I realised just how much my favourite pornstar looks like my sister. FML
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Top comments
Hunthas 17
Incest, a game the whole family can enjoy :D
ZombieRaptor 5
.. Did he write it? Or something he found.
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ZombieRaptor 5
.. Did he write it? Or something he found.
ChaCerCam 14
I'm going to take a wild guess and say the first one. Otherwise this wouldn't be as much as an FML.
PrimeEvilTahir 24
Either way it's messed up. Even if he found it, that implies he was looking for something of this sort and actually enjoys it enough to keep it on his PC.
junkman6 22
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Erotic fiction about lesbian teenagers is considered weird?
SkyGuy32 17
When you are writing it and it's about your sisters, yes, it's weird.
James_is_Mexican 25
What. The. ****.
garrett_8614 14
Am I the only one wondering how much of this novel OP read to find out all of this information? Sounds like she got pretty involved...
incoherentrmblr 22
Fan/Fap fiction is always a unique and sometimes disturbing thing...
gennyv 29
Hopefully it's just a coincidence about the names, and that he didn't write it. That's a very awkward situation OP.
nchic01 17
i doubt it's a coincidence
KK3137 31
Or perhaps he's just extemely uncreative when it comes to names and appearances and decided to focus on the erotic stuff. Let's just hope he didn't make the connection the rest of us made.
mz135 12
Yuck tell your mom
GirlGamer12345 22
"Hey mom I found a very graphic sexual story on my brothers computer that involved me and my sister" might not go over so well :/
mz135 12
Well I'm sorry but she should probably do something about before it turns into something serious
DogeMan 14
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
That's called being a tattletale and no one likes those
RedPillSucks 33
So she should hang out waiting for the fiction to become some twisted reality?
Blake77_fml 19
I'm surprised that nobodys name is Tattle_Tale_Strangler that replied to this
lumpyspacequeen 11
I'm not judgemental of anything, but ew
siniclehamster 16
Incest is Wincest.
Hunthas 17
Incest, a game the whole family can enjoy :D
SasquatchDeluxe 10
…relatively speaking.
lurch87 18
the family that plays together stays together
Vegetarian27 24
Incest is best, put your family to the test!
the_real_dvd 21
You know what they say, if you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family.
otumboo 10
ewww
TwentyFourBeerz 18
Sweet home Alabama !
tj4234 36
Except for the fact that OP is from India.
TwentyFourBeerz 18
It's all relative
slimkelsey 17
What a stupid ******* stereotype.
SkyGuy32 17
It's a joke about southern stereotypes and it found it pretty damn funny even though I live in the south US. I don't see why you should be offended by this.
RedPillSucks 33
Seriously? Everyone from the south should be offended by this.
dDailydDosage 8
Not nessasarily. I'm from Kentucky... Think about that for a second.. I'm not offended. We get used to the stereotypical JOKES, cause that's what they are. jokes. We know they're not true so why bother being offended. Life's short. Laugh at it.
skip_m 6
Does he also enjoy family movie night?
False_Stupidity 42
What I want to know is why you were going through your brothers computer? If you had permission then it's your brothers fault for not having stuff like that hidden where its not easily found, otherwise YDI.
YepThatsMeee 23
I'd say the real issue isn't why she found it, but that her brother has sexual fantasies about his two sisters - to the point where he writes them down. Or does that seem perfectly ok to you?
R3TROxLOV3 32
I'm thinking that #8's "false stupidity" isn't actually as false as he wants us to believe.
JazNim17 18
There are a number of reasons to borrow someone's computer. Maybe his has a feature that hers doesn't have, and she borrows it. But you shouldn't automatically assume she was snooping.
mumbaikar 3
Most families in India usually have just one PC at home, that may the case.
MACARONInCHEESE 10
Lesbi honest things are about to get weird..
OhWhoCares 42
That's sick. I'm sorry you found something like that OP. Stay away from him, I guess. Or maybe, if he's young, bring it to your parents' attention. I'd be very uncomfortable in a situation like that. Wishing you the best.