Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on the bus when my crush told me to come and sit with him. I got all excited, especially when he put his arm around me. He then whispered in my ear "Hey, is your friend over there single?" FML
Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML
Today, I was asked if I had children who are in high school. I’m 17. This isn't the first time someone has mistaken me for a woman in her twenties. FML
Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I came across the topic of school while chatting. He asked me what high school I went to and where I moved from. I have lived here my whole life, he was my crush for four years, and was in my classes throughout those years. He doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I thought my online boyfriend was calling me, so the first line I said was "Hey, Baby." His wife answered with, "This is Jenny. Who's this?" After speaking for thirty minutes, I found out he's married, fifty-eight, and has two kids. I'm seventeen. FML
Today, at school, a guy walked up to me and said I look a little too young to be at high school. I told him that I'm sixteen years old. He stared at my chest for several long seconds, muttered "What the fuck?" and walked off. FML
Today, I was in the store when a man started chatting me up. He was good looking and charming. He asked, “So, what are you, 22-23?” I saw him visibly recoil in disgust when I told him my real age. I’m only 35, he was about 50, but he acted like he couldn’t runaway fast enough. FML
Today, a girl started talking to me at the bus stop. After it descended into an awkward silence, I jumped on my bus to avoid further conversation. She got on the same bus. And got off at the same stop. I swear the whole bus could feel the tension. FML
Today, I was babysitting a five year-old boy. Somehow the topic of relationships came up, and he asked me if I had a boyfriend. When I told him that I was single, he got all excited and asked if he could be my boyfriend. It would have been cute… except he was the first guy to ever ask me out. I'm 18. FML
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you should definitely take that as a compliment...this should be a FLOP FML
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greenman_fml 0
perfect! it's not like your husband would believe a 17 year old saying he banged you. go for it!
Xuphra 0
This is not a FML, retard. If you are 27, and some random guy thinks you look 10 years younger, then that's good. Omg I thought women like you would ble glad... geez. It means you are smexy! YDI for not being in the kitchen, making me a sammich.
vespero 0
how is this an FML? FHL for hitting on an older lady. for you, it's a major compliment! I just don't understand people
Lingonberry668 0
WTF that's a total compliment for u! u just posted this to get comments saying "oh u must be beautiful" and that shit but rlly ur just an attention seeking crap!!!
ShadowTheDumbass 10
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!?!?!?!??!?!?! o.O
alicekittykatt 0
Go bang him your husband won't know ;)...
WtfmL 0
MILF
MrCatman1125 2
I hate when good looking women always brag about high schoolers trying to pick them up. Also, your husband probably enjoys banging you looking 19 than looking 27. Also, how is it an FML? " A teen flirted with me and thought I looked young an beautiful. FML."
LuvFML 0
you should definitely take that as a compliment...this should be a FLOP FML
ContagiousGiggle 0
That's totally not a compliment. You do so much changing between 17 an' 27. It would be flattering if she was 37 an' he thought she was 27. But 17 is too young for it to be a compliment. It's kind of like, 17 years old don't wanna be told they look 12. Similar thing. Too much changing goes one between those ages.
FriesWithASideOf 0
And you dislike young compliments between 17 - 27 WHY?... Honestly no one cares.
playlist_fml 3
that makes no sence yeah it kinda is a complement girls always try to look younger she should be flattered that someone still thinks that she looks like shes only 17 after going through pregnancy
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I'm 18 and I get told I look like I'm 14-15 all the time. I honestly don't care, I'm going to look young when I'm old :P
swampbaby985 30
As long as you don't smoke. Otherwise you is wrinkle quicker.
CrazyLaughs4Me 17
82- that makes no sense. Whatsoever. People want to look younger especially women. the fact she looks ten years is actually a very good thing. keep your hateful, stupid and nonsensical comments somewhere else. OP you must be a very flattering person to look so young.
deadangel_fml 0
Yeah, after 25 I'd definitely take anyone's comment that I look younger as a compliment (well, as long as they don't say I look 12..).
Well_fml 0
I'd take that as a compliment if I were you.
MrCanoe 5
as other have said. you should see it as a compliment. If I was you I would laughed it off and said thank you
whateverwhatever_fml 0
Oh #5, you are so gosh darn logical.
GirlieGirl25 0
You should feel great!
ms_876 0
so did you get his number? :-P
Green_Eyes_Pwn 0
Jail bait!! XP
CasioManger 0
So, let me get this straight. Women always want to be said that they look younger than what they really are. However, when young males take women to be their age rather than older than themselves, you take it as an insult? I REALLY don't understand women now.
chippa 24
Neither do I. I'm a girl. I don't care how old people think I look, but if someone thought I was younger than I am, I'd take that as a compliment. Then a few of my friends get told they look younger, and they suddenly freak out. What's up with that?
alifig 5
They're bitches,you see.
wingedelephants 17
When you look like a kid, you get treated differently. Not all women want to be mistaken for someone drastically younger; the same goes for men. Most adults make negative assumptions about teens, and that can cause trouble.