Today, after 3 nights of insomnia, I was finally able to doze off. My boyfriend woke me up just to ask which soda in the fridge was mine. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML
Today, after a week of insomnia, I finally managed to fall asleep. Thirty minutes later, my friends decided to bang on my door, yelling at me to wake up and party with them. I'm now wide awake and hallucinating from lack of sleep. FML
Today, after having hardly any sleep the whole weekend, I was woken up at 3:30 am by the sound of running water. I opened my eyes to find my fiancé peeing in my favorite water bottle. FML
Today, I woke myself up by farting in my sleep, only to realize that the guy I'd brought home from the bar was still next to me. He was awake. FML
Today, my wife helped herself to an energy drink at 7pm, because she "felt tired", and yelled at me when I told her not to. All night, all I heard was, "Babe, I can't sleep. I'm restless. Talk to me. Babe, you're sleeping and I feel lonely. Hey babe what are you thinking about? What's going through your head?" FML
Today, after struggling to fall asleep due to stress, my cat decided to wake me up by standing on me and meowing until I got up. Just for me to show him that my boyfriend had already put food in his dish. FML
Today, I was woken up at 4 in the morning by my boyfriend farting on my leg and giggling in his sleep. For the third time. FML
Today, after weeks of being up nights to hand feed nine puppies, I, an insomniac, finally got to sleep during the day, which isn't easy for me, only to be woken by my partner asking me a stupid question that was unimportant, then made to feel like a jerk for being angry. I'm now stuck awake, pissed. FML
Today, it's 2am. I've been trying to get to sleep for the past two hours next to my snoring boyfriend. Every time I nudge him to shut him up, his body tenses, he farts, then goes straight back to snoring. FML
Today, after struggling for hours to fall asleep with my husband's rather rattling snoring, I finally managed to drop off… only to be rudely awakened an hour later by my husband elbowing me in the face in his sleep. FML
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trqskq 14
Tell him it's the one you're going to pour over his head.
nickownes1 3
Yeah my girlfriend has insomnia. I can tell its a really hard thing to deal with. Just hang in there, and maybe ask your boyfriend to not wake you up.
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Comments (51)
holeyman 8
Insomnia you say? Nothing a good indica can't help
day624 14
That's kind of a big deal! Maybe he doesn't want your germs! Haha but seriously I would've kneed him in the face..
day624 14
#27 I applaud you!
SamanthaCassieL 10
If my boyfriend was well aware I had insomnia, he knows I would punch him if he woke me after finally getting to sleep. And I'm sure he would make my life a temporary living hell. That's just how we are tho, which is why we don't do too much bothering of each other lol
Inciter 33
I have insomnia and it drives me crazy when my fiance wakes me up after I finally get to sleep, especially if it's something stupid. I don't mind waking up to take care of our son, but sometimes he'll wake me up to ask where the poptarts are. Tell your boyfriend to wait til after you wake yourself up.
Austyn57 1
so much for sleeping
taternuts 0
God?
funky2525 14
I bet u always love your boyfriend, sometimes u love to be around him and love to be in a relationship with him.... And sometimes u would love to slap him in the face
hisgirlherboy 5
...you*
ObeyStudKing 4
Politely go to the fridge, open the door, get the soda out and shake it and chuck it at his face. That'll teach him next time.
eternal7 6
You should have told him it's the one next to the can of whoop ass you're going to give him for waking you up.