Today, after 3 nights of insomnia, I was finally able to doze off. My boyfriend woke me up just to ask which soda in the fridge was mine. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML
Today, after a week of insomnia, I finally managed to fall asleep. Thirty minutes later, my friends decided to bang on my door, yelling at me to wake up and party with them. I'm now wide awake and hallucinating from lack of sleep. FML
Today, after having hardly any sleep the whole weekend, I was woken up at 3:30 am by the sound of running water. I opened my eyes to find my fiancé peeing in my favorite water bottle. FML
Today, I woke myself up by farting in my sleep, only to realize that the guy I'd brought home from the bar was still next to me. He was awake. FML
Today, my wife helped herself to an energy drink at 7pm, because she "felt tired", and yelled at me when I told her not to. All night, all I heard was, "Babe, I can't sleep. I'm restless. Talk to me. Babe, you're sleeping and I feel lonely. Hey babe what are you thinking about? What's going through your head?" FML
Today, after struggling to fall asleep due to stress, my cat decided to wake me up by standing on me and meowing until I got up. Just for me to show him that my boyfriend had already put food in his dish. FML
Today, I was woken up at 4 in the morning by my boyfriend farting on my leg and giggling in his sleep. For the third time. FML
Today, after weeks of being up nights to hand feed nine puppies, I, an insomniac, finally got to sleep during the day, which isn't easy for me, only to be woken by my partner asking me a stupid question that was unimportant, then made to feel like a jerk for being angry. I'm now stuck awake, pissed. FML
Today, it's 2am. I've been trying to get to sleep for the past two hours next to my snoring boyfriend. Every time I nudge him to shut him up, his body tenses, he farts, then goes straight back to snoring. FML
Today, after struggling for hours to fall asleep with my husband's rather rattling snoring, I finally managed to drop off… only to be rudely awakened an hour later by my husband elbowing me in the face in his sleep. FML
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trqskq 14
Tell him it's the one you're going to pour over his head.
nickownes1 3
Yeah my girlfriend has insomnia. I can tell its a really hard thing to deal with. Just hang in there, and maybe ask your boyfriend to not wake you up.
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Comments (51)
movealongnow 1
At least he asked...
HeXr 22
I would have punched him in the face
S4ndsurph3r 4
At least he was thinking of you :P .... Hang in there, things will start to look up
SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25
What an asshole! I would have kicked him out of my room/bed for that!
stitesy29 18
Dont retaliate on him He didnt know
Jasonf6 0
Your BF is a ******* asshole.
HappyBeach 4
I feel your pain. A good way to help sleep is to take a really cold shower or bath and then snuggle in a warm blanket it's almost as good as a sedative.
nachosbabygurl 9
take zzz quil or pills 4 sleep
xs4u 13
would have ******* took out all the sodas from the fridge and emptied them into the sink before going back to bed.
criley221 19
He didn't know!! Everyone calm down about the boyfriend. If anything, he did the right thing calling so he wouldn't drink your beverage! Wow guys, everyone is so quick to blame someone who had NO IDEA she had just gotten to sleep! Give the guy a break people!